[Loch-Ruadh] Fwd: Fw: Whats Your Southern Sign?

Elizabeth Hawkwood rbnew5 at netscape.net
Fri Feb 20 09:30:13 PST 2004


I'm an Okra.
I'm supposed to stay away from Moon Pies. :-P

/EH

Ldyinnes at aol.com wrote:

> I am a Moon Pie      innes
>
>
>> Subject: Whats Your Southern Sign?
>>
>>
>>
>> What's Your "Southern" Sign?
>> >
>> >Some of us (especially Southerners) are pretty skeptical of 
>> horoscopes, and
>> >it has become obvious that what we need are "Southern" symbols:
>> >
>> >OKRA (Dec 22 - Jan 20) Although you appear crude, you are actually very
>> >slick on the inside. Okras have tremendous influence. An older Okra can
>> >look back over his life and see the seeds of his influence 
>> everywhere. Stay
>> >away from Moon Pies.
>> >
>> >CHITLIN (Jan 21 - Feb 19) Chitlins come from humble backgrounds. A 
>> chitlin,
>> >however, can make something of himself, if he's motivated and has 
>> lots of
>> >seasoning. In dealing with Chitlins, be careful. They can erupt like
>> >Vesuvius. Chitlins are best with Catfish and Okra.
>> >
>> >BOLL WEEVIL (Feb 20 - Mar 20) You have an overwhelming curiosity. 
>> You're
>> >unsatisfied with the surface of things, and you feel the need to 
>> bore deep
>> >into the interior of everything. Needless to say, you are very 
>> intense and
>> >driven as if you had some inner hunger. Nobody in their right mind 
>> is going
>> >to marry you, so don't worry about it.
>> >
>> >MOON PIE (Mar 21 - Apr 20) You're the type that spends a lot of time 
>> on the
>> >front porch. It's a cinch to recognize the physical appearance of Moon
>> >Pies. Big and round are the key words here. This might be the year 
>> to think
>> >about aerobics. Or - maybe not.
>> >
>> >POSSUM (Apr 21 - May 21) When confronted with life's difficulties, 
>> possums
>> >have a marked tendency to withdraw and develop a 
>> don't-bother-me-about-it
>> >attitude. Sometimes you become so withdrawn, people actually think 
>> you're
>> >dead. This strategy is probably not really healthy, but seems to 
>> work for
>> >you. One day, however, it won't work and you may find your problems
>> >actually running you over.
>> >
>> >CRAWFISH (May 22 - June 21) Crawfish is a water sign. If you work in an
>> >office, you're always hanging around the water cooler. Crawfish 
>> prefer the
>> >beach to the mountains, the pool to the golf course, the bathtub to the
>> >living room. You tend to be not particularly attractive physically, 
>> but you
>> >have a very, very good head.
>> >
>> >COLLARDS (June 22 - July 23) Collards have a genius for 
>> communication. They
>> >love to get in the "melting pot" of life and share their essence 
>> with the
>> >essence of those around them. Collards make good social workers,
>> >psychologists, and baseball managers. As far as your personal life 
>> goes, if
>> >you are Collards, stay away from Moon Pies. It just won't work. Save
>> >yourself a lot of heartache.
>> >
>> >CATFISH (July 24 - Aug 23) Catfish are traditionalists in matters of 
>> the
>> >heart, although one's whiskers may cause problems for loved ones. You
>> >catfish are never easy people to understand. You prefer the muddy 
>> bottoms
>> >to the clear surface of life. Above all else, Catfish should stay 
>> away from
>> >Moon Pies.
>> >
>> >GRITS (Aug 24 - Sept 23) Your highest aim is to be with others like
>> >yourself. You like to huddle together with a big crowd of other 
>> Grits. You
>> >love to travel though, so maybe you should think about joining a club.
>> >Where do you like to go? Anywhere they have cheese or gravy or bacon or
>> >butter or eggs. If you can go somewhere where they have all these 
>> things,
>> >that serves you well.
>> >
>> >BOILED PEANUTS (Sept 24 - Oct 23) You have a passionate desire to 
>> help your
>> >fellow man. Unfortunately, those who know you best - your friends 
>> and loved
>> >ones - may find that your personality is much too salty, and their
>> >criticism will probably affect you deeply because you are really much
>> >softer than you appear. You should go right ahead and marry anybody you
>> >want to because in a certain way, yours is a charmed life. On the 
>> road of
>> >life, you can be sure that people will always pull over and stop for 
>> you.
>> >
>> >BUTTER BEAN (Oct 24 - Nov 22) Always invite a Butter Bean because 
>> Butter
>> >Beans get along well with everybody. You, as a Butter Bean, should be
>> >proud. You've grown on the vine of life and you feel at home no 
>> matter what
>> >the setting. You can sit next to anybody. However, you, too, 
>> shouldn't have
>> >anything to do with Moon Pies.
>> >
>> >ARMADILLO (Nov 23 - Dec 21) You have a tendency to develop a tough
>> >exterior, but you are actually quite gentle. A good evening for you? 
>> Old
>> >friends, a fire, some roots, fruit, worms and insects. You are a 
>> throwback.
>> >You're not concerned with today's fashions and trends. You're not 
>> concerned
>> >with anything about today. You're really almost prehistoric in your
>> >interests and behavior patterns. You probably want to marry another
>> >Armadillo, but Possum is another possibility.
>> >
>

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