[Loch-Ruadh] Fwd: Fw: Whats Your Southern Sign?

[Nancy Ray]

me too me too OKRA RULES!!! :)
~Thora Amundesn~

Elizabeth Hawkwood <rbnew5 at netscape.net> wrote:
I'm an Okra. 
I'm supposed to stay away from Moon Pies. :-P 

/EH

Ldyinnes at aol.com wrote:
I am a Moon Pie      innes 


Subject: Whats Your Southern Sign? 



What's Your "Southern" Sign? 
> 
>Some of us (especially Southerners) are pretty skeptical of horoscopes, and 
>it has become obvious that what we need are "Southern" symbols: 
> 
>OKRA (Dec 22 - Jan 20) Although you appear crude, you are actually very 
>slick on the inside. Okras have tremendous influence. An older Okra can 
>look back over his life and see the seeds of his influence everywhere. Stay 
>away from Moon Pies. 
> 
>CHITLIN (Jan 21 - Feb 19) Chitlins come from humble backgrounds. A chitlin, 
>however, can make something of himself, if he's motivated and has lots of 
>seasoning. In dealing with Chitlins, be careful. They can erupt like 
>Vesuvius. Chitlins are best with Catfish and Okra. 
> 
>BOLL WEEVIL (Feb 20 - Mar 20) You have an overwhelming curiosity. You're 
>unsatisfied with the surface of things, and you feel the need to bore deep 
>into the interior of everything. Needless to say, you are very intense and 
>driven as if you had some inner hunger. Nobody in their right mind is going 
>to marry you, so don't worry about it. 
> 
>MOON PIE (Mar 21 - Apr 20) You're the type that spends a lot of time on the 
>front porch. It's a cinch to recognize the physical appearance of Moon 
>Pies. Big and round are the key words here. This might be the year to think 
>about aerobics. Or - maybe not. 
> 
>POSSUM (Apr 21 - May 21) When confronted with life's difficulties, possums 
>have a marked tendency to withdraw and develop a don't-bother-me-about-it 
>attitude. Sometimes you become so withdrawn, people actually think you're 
>dead. This strategy is probably not really healthy, but seems to work for 
>you. One day, however, it won't work and you may find your problems 
>actually running you over. 
> 
>CRAWFISH (May 22 - June 21) Crawfish is a water sign. If you work in an 
>office, you're always hanging around the water cooler. Crawfish prefer the 
>beach to the mountains, the pool to the golf course, the bathtub to the 
>living room. You tend to be not particularly attractive physically, but you 
>have a very, very good head. 
> 
>COLLARDS (June 22 - July 23) Collards have a genius for communication. They 
>love to get in the "melting pot" of life and share their essence with the 
>essence of those around them. Collards make good social workers, 
>psychologists, and baseball managers. As far as your personal life goes, if 
>you are Collards, stay away from Moon Pies. It just won't work. Save 
>yourself a lot of heartache. 
> 
>CATFISH (July 24 - Aug 23) Catfish are traditionalists in matters of the 
>heart, although one's whiskers may cause problems for loved ones. You 
>catfish are never easy people to understand. You prefer the muddy bottoms 
>to the clear surface of life. Above all else, Catfish should stay away from 
>Moon Pies. 
> 
>GRITS (Aug 24 - Sept 23) Your highest aim is to be with others like 
>yourself. You like to huddle together with a big crowd of other Grits. You 
>love to travel though, so maybe you should think about joining a club. 
>Where do you like to go? Anywhere they have cheese or gravy or bacon or 
>butter or eggs. If you can go somewhere where they have all these things, 
>that serves you well. 
> 
>BOILED PEANUTS (Sept 24 - Oct 23) You have a passionate desire to help your 
>fellow man. Unfortunately, those who know you best - your friends and loved 
>ones - may find that your personality is much too salty, and their 
>criticism will probably affect you deeply because you are really much 
>softer than you appear. You should go right ahead and marry anybody you 
>want to because in a certain way, yours is a charmed life. On the road of 
>life, you can be sure that people will always pull over and stop for you. 
> 
>BUTTER BEAN (Oct 24 - Nov 22) Always invite a Butter Bean because Butter 
>Beans get along well with everybody. You, as a Butter Bean, should be 
>proud. You've grown on the vine of life and you feel at home no matter what 
>the setting. You can sit next to anybody. However, you, too, shouldn't have 
>anything to do with Moon Pies. 
> 
>ARMADILLO (Nov 23 - Dec 21) You have a tendency to develop a tough 
>exterior, but you are actually quite gentle. A good evening for you? Old 
>friends, a fire, some roots, fruit, worms and insects. You are a throwback. 
>You're not concerned with today's fashions and trends. You're not concerned 
>with anything about today. You're really almost prehistoric in your 
>interests and behavior patterns. You probably want to marry another 
>Armadillo, but Possum is another possibility. 
> 

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