[Loch-Ruadh] (no subject)

Weylyn and Brenna MacAllister house_macallister at hotmail.com
Wed Dec 7 21:11:29 PST 2005


Too funny. But the last one #15 could be open for depate.  3/8" manila rope 
or parachute cord, that is the question.


Weylyn
Real men wear kilts


>From: "Julie Self" <julie_self at hotmail.com>
>Reply-To: "Shire of Loch Ruadh, Kingdom of Ansteorra, SCA,Inc." 
><loch-ruadh at ansteorra.org>
>To: loch-ruadh at ansteorra.org
>Subject: Re: [Loch-Ruadh] (no subject)
>Date: Wed, 07 Dec 2005 22:45:49 -0600
>
>Now wait a minute!  I like to get dirty, play with bugs and hit things and 
>I'm definitely not a guy!!!!
>
>Gwen
>Loch Ruadh Rocks!!
>
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>
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>>From: "Tim Cantley" <yukon505 at hotmail.com>
>>Reply-To: "Shire of Loch Ruadh, Kingdom of Ansteorra, SCA,Inc." 
>><loch-ruadh at ansteorra.org>
>>To: loch-ruadh at ansteorra.org
>>Subject: Re: [Loch-Ruadh] (no subject)
>>Date: Wed, 07 Dec 2005 19:01:52 -0600
>>
>>I wish Francesca could see your response, Padraig.  I've tried many times 
>>to explain things like this to her and end up stating, "it's a guy thing" 
>>:)  She still doesn't understand why little boys like to get dirty, play 
>>with bugs and hit things.  Hey, it's a guy thing :)
>>
>>Sean
>>
>>
>>From: "Padraig Ruad O'Maolagain" <padraig_ruad at irishbard.org>
>>Reply-To: "Shire of Loch Ruadh, Kingdom of Ansteorra, SCA,Inc." 
>><loch-ruadh at ansteorra.org>
>>To: "Shire of Loch Ruadh, Kingdom of Ansteorra, SCA,Inc." 
>><loch-ruadh at ansteorra.org>
>>Subject: Re: [Loch-Ruadh] (no subject)
>>Date: Wed, 7 Dec 2005 13:28:54 -0600
>>
>>Hilarious and true, except for one thing:  all men know the "why" about 
>>all these items, we have just never figured out how to explain it to 
>>women.  I think it is gender linked - you HAVE to be male to understand 
>>it, just as there are things you HAVE to be female to understand.  ;-)
>>
>>Padraig
>>
>>Gwenllian wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>Subject: Men's gifts
>>>With the holidays approaching, use these Shopping Rules for Men's  Gifts
>>>
>>>Rule #1:
>>>
>>>When in doubt - buy him a cordless drill. It does not  matter if
>>>he already has one. I have a friend who owns 17 and he has yet  to
>>>complain.  As a man, you can never have too many cordless drills. No  one
>>>knows why.
>>>
>>>Rule #2:
>>>
>>>If you cannot afford a cordless drill, buy  him anything with the
>>>word ratchet or socket in it. Men love saying those two  words.
>>>"Hey George, can I borrow your ratchet?" "OK. "By-the-way, are
>>>you  through with my 3/8-inch socket yet?" Again, no one  knows
>>>why.
>>>
>>>
>>>Rule #3:
>>>
>>>If you are really, really broke, buy him  anything for his car. A
>>>99-cent  ice scraper, a small bottle of deicer  or something to hang from
>>>his  rear view mirror. Men love gifts for  their cars. No one knows why.
>>>
>>>
>>>Rule #4:
>>>
>>>Do not buy men socks. Do not  buy men ties. And never buy men bathrobes.
>>>I was told that if God had wanted  men to wear bathrobes, he
>>>wouldn't have invented Jockey shorts.
>>>
>>>
>>>Rule  #5:
>>>
>>>
>>>You can buy men new remote controls to replace the ones they  have
>>>worn out. If you have a lot of money buy your man a big-screen  TV
>>>with the little picture in the corner. Watch him go wild as he
>>>flips,  and flips, and flips.
>>>
>>>
>>>Rule #6:
>>>
>>>Do not buy a man any of those fancy  liqueurs, except Godiva.  If you do, 
>>>it will
>>>sit in a cupboard for 23 years.
>>>
>>>
>>>Rule  #7:
>>>
>>>Do not buy any man industrial-sized canisters of after shave  or
>>>deodorant. I'm told they do not stink - they are earthy.
>>>
>>>
>>>Rule  #8:
>>>
>>>Buy men label makers. Almost as good as cordless drills. Within  a
>>>couple  of weeks there will be labels absolutely everywhere. Socks. 
>>>Shorts.
>>>Cups. Saucers. Door. Lock. Sink. You get the idea. No one  knows
>>>why.
>>>
>>>
>>>Rule #9:
>>>
>>>Never buy a man anything that says "some  assembly required" on
>>>the  box.  It will ruin his day and he will  always have parts left  
>>>over.
>>>
>>>
>>>Rule #10:
>>>
>>>Good places to shop for  men include Northwest Iron Works, Parr
>>>Lumber, Home Depot, Lowes, John Deere,  Valley RV Center, and Les Schwab
>>>Tire. (NAPA Auto Parts and Sears' Clearance  Centers are also excellent 
>>>men's
>>>stores.)  It doesn't matter if he  doesn't know what it is. "From NAPA 
>>>Auto,
>>>eh?
>>>Must be something I need.  Hey isn't this a starter for a '68
>>>Ford Fairlane? Wow! Thanks.")
>>>
>>>
>>>Rule  #11:
>>>
>>>
>>>Men enjoy danger. That's why they never cook - but they will  barbecue.
>>>Get him a monster barbecue with a 100-pound propane tank.  Tell
>>>him the gas line leaks. "Oh the thrill! The challenge! Who  wants
>>>a  hamburger?"
>>>
>>>
>>>Rule #12:
>>>
>>>Tickets to a football, hockey  or basketball game are a smart gift.
>>>However, he will not appreciate tickets  to "A Retrospective of
>>>19th Century Quilts." Everyone knows why.
>>>
>>>
>>>Rule  #13:
>>>
>>>Men love chainsaws. Never, ever, buy a man you love a Chainsaw.
>>>If  you don't know why - please refer to Rule #8 and what happens
>>>when he gets a  label maker.
>>>
>>>
>>>Rule #14:
>>>
>>>It's hard to beat a really good wheelbarrow or  an aluminum
>>>extension ladder. Never buy a real man a step ladder. It must  be
>>>an extension ladder. No one knows why.
>>>
>>>
>>>Rule #15:
>>>
>>>Rope. Men love  rope. It takes us back to our cowboy origins, or
>>>at  least the Boy  Scouts. Nothing says love like a hundred feet of 3/8"
>>>manila rope. No one  knows why.
>>>
>>>
>>>Julie/Gwen/Mom
>>>Loch Ruadh Rocks!!
>>
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