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Julie Self
julie_self at hotmail.com
Thu Dec 8 19:37:05 PST 2005
I vote for parachute cord. ou can store so much more of it in a small
space!
Gwen
Loch Ruadh Rocks!!
>From: "Weylyn and Brenna MacAllister" <house_macallister at hotmail.com>
>Reply-To: "Shire of Loch Ruadh, Kingdom of Ansteorra, SCA,Inc."
><loch-ruadh at ansteorra.org>
>To: loch-ruadh at ansteorra.org
>Subject: Re: [Loch-Ruadh] (no subject)
>Date: Wed, 07 Dec 2005 23:11:29 -0600
>
>Too funny. But the last one #15 could be open for depate. 3/8" manila rope
>or parachute cord, that is the question.
>
>
>Weylyn
>Real men wear kilts
>
>
>>From: "Julie Self" <julie_self at hotmail.com>
>>Reply-To: "Shire of Loch Ruadh, Kingdom of Ansteorra, SCA,Inc."
>><loch-ruadh at ansteorra.org>
>>To: loch-ruadh at ansteorra.org
>>Subject: Re: [Loch-Ruadh] (no subject)
>>Date: Wed, 07 Dec 2005 22:45:49 -0600
>>
>>Now wait a minute! I like to get dirty, play with bugs and hit things and
>>I'm definitely not a guy!!!!
>>
>>Gwen
>>Loch Ruadh Rocks!!
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>>From: "Tim Cantley" <yukon505 at hotmail.com>
>>>Reply-To: "Shire of Loch Ruadh, Kingdom of Ansteorra, SCA,Inc."
>>><loch-ruadh at ansteorra.org>
>>>To: loch-ruadh at ansteorra.org
>>>Subject: Re: [Loch-Ruadh] (no subject)
>>>Date: Wed, 07 Dec 2005 19:01:52 -0600
>>>
>>>I wish Francesca could see your response, Padraig. I've tried many times
>>>to explain things like this to her and end up stating, "it's a guy thing"
>>>:) She still doesn't understand why little boys like to get dirty, play
>>>with bugs and hit things. Hey, it's a guy thing :)
>>>
>>>Sean
>>>
>>>
>>>From: "Padraig Ruad O'Maolagain" <padraig_ruad at irishbard.org>
>>>Reply-To: "Shire of Loch Ruadh, Kingdom of Ansteorra, SCA,Inc."
>>><loch-ruadh at ansteorra.org>
>>>To: "Shire of Loch Ruadh, Kingdom of Ansteorra, SCA,Inc."
>>><loch-ruadh at ansteorra.org>
>>>Subject: Re: [Loch-Ruadh] (no subject)
>>>Date: Wed, 7 Dec 2005 13:28:54 -0600
>>>
>>>Hilarious and true, except for one thing: all men know the "why" about
>>>all these items, we have just never figured out how to explain it to
>>>women. I think it is gender linked - you HAVE to be male to understand
>>>it, just as there are things you HAVE to be female to understand. ;-)
>>>
>>>Padraig
>>>
>>>Gwenllian wrote:
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>Subject: Men's gifts
>>>>With the holidays approaching, use these Shopping Rules for Men's Gifts
>>>>
>>>>Rule #1:
>>>>
>>>>When in doubt - buy him a cordless drill. It does not matter if
>>>>he already has one. I have a friend who owns 17 and he has yet to
>>>>complain. As a man, you can never have too many cordless drills. No
>>>>one
>>>>knows why.
>>>>
>>>>Rule #2:
>>>>
>>>>If you cannot afford a cordless drill, buy him anything with the
>>>>word ratchet or socket in it. Men love saying those two words.
>>>>"Hey George, can I borrow your ratchet?" "OK. "By-the-way, are
>>>>you through with my 3/8-inch socket yet?" Again, no one knows
>>>>why.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>Rule #3:
>>>>
>>>>If you are really, really broke, buy him anything for his car. A
>>>>99-cent ice scraper, a small bottle of deicer or something to hang
>>>>from
>>>>his rear view mirror. Men love gifts for their cars. No one knows why.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>Rule #4:
>>>>
>>>>Do not buy men socks. Do not buy men ties. And never buy men bathrobes.
>>>>I was told that if God had wanted men to wear bathrobes, he
>>>>wouldn't have invented Jockey shorts.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>Rule #5:
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>You can buy men new remote controls to replace the ones they have
>>>>worn out. If you have a lot of money buy your man a big-screen TV
>>>>with the little picture in the corner. Watch him go wild as he
>>>>flips, and flips, and flips.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>Rule #6:
>>>>
>>>>Do not buy a man any of those fancy liqueurs, except Godiva. If you
>>>>do, it will
>>>>sit in a cupboard for 23 years.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>Rule #7:
>>>>
>>>>Do not buy any man industrial-sized canisters of after shave or
>>>>deodorant. I'm told they do not stink - they are earthy.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>Rule #8:
>>>>
>>>>Buy men label makers. Almost as good as cordless drills. Within a
>>>>couple of weeks there will be labels absolutely everywhere. Socks.
>>>>Shorts.
>>>>Cups. Saucers. Door. Lock. Sink. You get the idea. No one knows
>>>>why.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>Rule #9:
>>>>
>>>>Never buy a man anything that says "some assembly required" on
>>>>the box. It will ruin his day and he will always have parts left
>>>>over.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>Rule #10:
>>>>
>>>>Good places to shop for men include Northwest Iron Works, Parr
>>>>Lumber, Home Depot, Lowes, John Deere, Valley RV Center, and Les Schwab
>>>>Tire. (NAPA Auto Parts and Sears' Clearance Centers are also excellent
>>>>men's
>>>>stores.) It doesn't matter if he doesn't know what it is. "From NAPA
>>>>Auto,
>>>>eh?
>>>>Must be something I need. Hey isn't this a starter for a '68
>>>>Ford Fairlane? Wow! Thanks.")
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>Rule #11:
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>Men enjoy danger. That's why they never cook - but they will barbecue.
>>>>Get him a monster barbecue with a 100-pound propane tank. Tell
>>>>him the gas line leaks. "Oh the thrill! The challenge! Who wants
>>>>a hamburger?"
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>Rule #12:
>>>>
>>>>Tickets to a football, hockey or basketball game are a smart gift.
>>>>However, he will not appreciate tickets to "A Retrospective of
>>>>19th Century Quilts." Everyone knows why.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>Rule #13:
>>>>
>>>>Men love chainsaws. Never, ever, buy a man you love a Chainsaw.
>>>>If you don't know why - please refer to Rule #8 and what happens
>>>>when he gets a label maker.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>Rule #14:
>>>>
>>>>It's hard to beat a really good wheelbarrow or an aluminum
>>>>extension ladder. Never buy a real man a step ladder. It must be
>>>>an extension ladder. No one knows why.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>Rule #15:
>>>>
>>>>Rope. Men love rope. It takes us back to our cowboy origins, or
>>>>at least the Boy Scouts. Nothing says love like a hundred feet of 3/8"
>>>>manila rope. No one knows why.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>Julie/Gwen/Mom
>>>>Loch Ruadh Rocks!!
>>>
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