[Loch-Ruadh] (no subject)

[erinn holloway]

Me too and I'm definately a firl. I think God thought
of that when he gave me three boys. We used to have
mud day at my house. We'd flood the backyard and play
in the mud.

--- Julie Self <julie_self at hotmail.com> wrote:

> Now wait a minute!  I like to get dirty, play with
> bugs and hit things and 
> I'm definitely not a guy!!!!
> 
> Gwen
> Loch Ruadh Rocks!!
> 
> 
> 
> 
> 
> >From: "Tim Cantley" <yukon505 at hotmail.com>
> >Reply-To: "Shire of Loch Ruadh, Kingdom of
> Ansteorra, SCA,Inc." 
> ><loch-ruadh at ansteorra.org>
> >To: loch-ruadh at ansteorra.org
> >Subject: Re: [Loch-Ruadh] (no subject)
> >Date: Wed, 07 Dec 2005 19:01:52 -0600
> >
> >I wish Francesca could see your response, Padraig. 
> I've tried many times 
> >to explain things like this to her and end up
> stating, "it's a guy thing" 
> >:)  She still doesn't understand why little boys
> like to get dirty, play 
> >with bugs and hit things.  Hey, it's a guy thing :)
> >
> >Sean
> >
> >
> >From: "Padraig Ruad O'Maolagain"
> <padraig_ruad at irishbard.org>
> >Reply-To: "Shire of Loch Ruadh, Kingdom of
> Ansteorra, SCA,Inc." 
> ><loch-ruadh at ansteorra.org>
> >To: "Shire of Loch Ruadh, Kingdom of Ansteorra,
> SCA,Inc." 
> ><loch-ruadh at ansteorra.org>
> >Subject: Re: [Loch-Ruadh] (no subject)
> >Date: Wed, 7 Dec 2005 13:28:54 -0600
> >
> >Hilarious and true, except for one thing:  all men
> know the "why" about all 
> >these items, we have just never figured out how to
> explain it to women.  I 
> >think it is gender linked - you HAVE to be male to
> understand it, just as 
> >there are things you HAVE to be female to
> understand.  ;-)
> >
> >Padraig
> >
> >Gwenllian wrote:
> >>
> >>
> >>Subject: Men's gifts
> >>With the holidays approaching, use these Shopping
> Rules for Men's  Gifts
> >>
> >>Rule #1:
> >>
> >>When in doubt - buy him a cordless drill. It does
> not  matter if
> >>he already has one. I have a friend who owns 17
> and he has yet  to
> >>complain.  As a man, you can never have too many
> cordless drills. No  one
> >>knows why.
> >>
> >>Rule #2:
> >>
> >>If you cannot afford a cordless drill, buy  him
> anything with the
> >>word ratchet or socket in it. Men love saying
> those two  words.
> >>"Hey George, can I borrow your ratchet?" "OK.
> "By-the-way, are
> >>you  through with my 3/8-inch socket yet?" Again,
> no one  knows
> >>why.
> >>
> >>
> >>Rule #3:
> >>
> >>If you are really, really broke, buy him  anything
> for his car. A
> >>99-cent  ice scraper, a small bottle of deicer  or
> something to hang from
> >>his  rear view mirror. Men love gifts for  their
> cars. No one knows why.
> >>
> >>
> >>Rule #4:
> >>
> >>Do not buy men socks. Do not  buy men ties. And
> never buy men bathrobes.
> >>I was told that if God had wanted  men to wear
> bathrobes, he
> >>wouldn't have invented Jockey shorts.
> >>
> >>
> >>Rule  #5:
> >>
> >>
> >>You can buy men new remote controls to replace the
> ones they  have
> >>worn out. If you have a lot of money buy your man
> a big-screen  TV
> >>with the little picture in the corner. Watch him
> go wild as he
> >>flips,  and flips, and flips.
> >>
> >>
> >>Rule #6:
> >>
> >>Do not buy a man any of those fancy  liqueurs,
> except Godiva.  If you do, 
> >>it will
> >>sit in a cupboard for 23 years.
> >>
> >>
> >>Rule  #7:
> >>
> >>Do not buy any man industrial-sized canisters of
> after shave  or
> >>deodorant. I'm told they do not stink - they are
> earthy.
> >>
> >>
> >>Rule  #8:
> >>
> >>Buy men label makers. Almost as good as cordless
> drills. Within  a
> >>couple  of weeks there will be labels absolutely
> everywhere. Socks. 
> >>Shorts.
> >>Cups. Saucers. Door. Lock. Sink. You get the idea.
> No one  knows
> >>why.
> >>
> >>
> >>Rule #9:
> >>
> >>Never buy a man anything that says "some  assembly
> required" on
> >>the  box.  It will ruin his day and he will 
> always have parts left  over.
> >>
> >>
> >>Rule #10:
> >>
> >>Good places to shop for  men include Northwest
> Iron Works, Parr
> >>Lumber, Home Depot, Lowes, John Deere,  Valley RV
> Center, and Les Schwab
> >>Tire. (NAPA Auto Parts and Sears' Clearance 
> Centers are also excellent 
> >>men's
> >>stores.)  It doesn't matter if he  doesn't know
> what it is. "From NAPA 
> >>Auto,
> >>eh?
> >>Must be something I need.  Hey isn't this a
> starter for a '68
> >>Ford Fairlane? Wow! Thanks.")
> >>
> >>
> >>Rule  #11:
> >>
> >>
> >>Men enjoy danger. That's why they never cook - but
> they will  barbecue.
> >>Get him a monster barbecue with a 100-pound
> propane tank.  Tell
> >>him the gas line leaks. "Oh the thrill! The
> challenge! Who  wants
> >>a  hamburger?"
> >>
> >>
> >>Rule #12:
> >>
> >>Tickets to a football, hockey  or basketball game
> are a smart gift.
> >>However, he will not appreciate tickets  to "A
> Retrospective of
> >>19th Century Quilts." Everyone knows why.
> >>
> >>
> >>Rule  #13:
> >>
> >>Men love chainsaws. Never, ever, buy a man you
> love a Chainsaw.
> >>If  you don't know why - please refer to Rule #8
> and what happens
> >>when he gets a  label maker.
> >>
> >>
> >>Rule #14:
> >>
> >>It's hard to beat a really good wheelbarrow or  an
> aluminum
> 
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