[Loch-Ruadh] (no subject)

[Julie Self]

Me and Elizabeth Hawkwood, too!

Gwen
Loch Ruadh Rocks!!





>From: "Richard Threlkeld" <rjt at softwareinnovation.com>
>Reply-To: "Shire of Loch Ruadh, Kingdom of Ansteorra, SCA,Inc." 
><loch-ruadh at ansteorra.org>
>To: "'Shire of Loch Ruadh, Kingdom of Ansteorra, SCA,Inc.'" 
><loch-ruadh at ansteorra.org>
>Subject: RE: [Loch-Ruadh] (no subject)
>Date: Thu, 8 Dec 2005 05:03:22 -0600
>
>Maybe you are an honorary guy?
>Caelin
>
>-----Original Message-----
>From: loch-ruadh-bounces+rjt=softwareinnovation.com at ansteorra.org
>[mailto:loch-ruadh-bounces+rjt=softwareinnovation.com at ansteorra.org] On
>Behalf Of Julie Self
>Sent: Wednesday, December 07, 2005 10:46 PM
>To: loch-ruadh at ansteorra.org
>Subject: Re: [Loch-Ruadh] (no subject)
>
>Now wait a minute!  I like to get dirty, play with bugs and hit things and
>I'm definitely not a guy!!!!
>
>Gwen
>Loch Ruadh Rocks!!
>
>
>
>
>
> >From: "Tim Cantley" <yukon505 at hotmail.com>
> >Reply-To: "Shire of Loch Ruadh, Kingdom of Ansteorra, SCA,Inc."
> ><loch-ruadh at ansteorra.org>
> >To: loch-ruadh at ansteorra.org
> >Subject: Re: [Loch-Ruadh] (no subject)
> >Date: Wed, 07 Dec 2005 19:01:52 -0600
> >
> >I wish Francesca could see your response, Padraig.  I've tried many
> >times to explain things like this to her and end up stating, "it's a guy
>thing"
> >:)  She still doesn't understand why little boys like to get dirty,
> >play with bugs and hit things.  Hey, it's a guy thing :)
> >
> >Sean
> >
> >
> >From: "Padraig Ruad O'Maolagain" <padraig_ruad at irishbard.org>
> >Reply-To: "Shire of Loch Ruadh, Kingdom of Ansteorra, SCA,Inc."
> ><loch-ruadh at ansteorra.org>
> >To: "Shire of Loch Ruadh, Kingdom of Ansteorra, SCA,Inc."
> ><loch-ruadh at ansteorra.org>
> >Subject: Re: [Loch-Ruadh] (no subject)
> >Date: Wed, 7 Dec 2005 13:28:54 -0600
> >
> >Hilarious and true, except for one thing:  all men know the "why" about
> >all these items, we have just never figured out how to explain it to
> >women.  I think it is gender linked - you HAVE to be male to understand
> >it, just as there are things you HAVE to be female to understand.  ;-)
> >
> >Padraig
> >
> >Gwenllian wrote:
> >>
> >>
> >>Subject: Men's gifts
> >>With the holidays approaching, use these Shopping Rules for Men's
> >>Gifts
> >>
> >>Rule #1:
> >>
> >>When in doubt - buy him a cordless drill. It does not  matter if he
> >>already has one. I have a friend who owns 17 and he has yet  to
> >>complain.  As a man, you can never have too many cordless drills. No
> >>one knows why.
> >>
> >>Rule #2:
> >>
> >>If you cannot afford a cordless drill, buy  him anything with the word
> >>ratchet or socket in it. Men love saying those two  words.
> >>"Hey George, can I borrow your ratchet?" "OK. "By-the-way, are you
> >>through with my 3/8-inch socket yet?" Again, no one  knows why.
> >>
> >>
> >>Rule #3:
> >>
> >>If you are really, really broke, buy him  anything for his car. A
> >>99-cent  ice scraper, a small bottle of deicer  or something to hang
> >>from his  rear view mirror. Men love gifts for  their cars. No one knows
>why.
> >>
> >>
> >>Rule #4:
> >>
> >>Do not buy men socks. Do not  buy men ties. And never buy men bathrobes.
> >>I was told that if God had wanted  men to wear bathrobes, he wouldn't
> >>have invented Jockey shorts.
> >>
> >>
> >>Rule  #5:
> >>
> >>
> >>You can buy men new remote controls to replace the ones they  have
> >>worn out. If you have a lot of money buy your man a big-screen  TV
> >>with the little picture in the corner. Watch him go wild as he flips,
> >>and flips, and flips.
> >>
> >>
> >>Rule #6:
> >>
> >>Do not buy a man any of those fancy  liqueurs, except Godiva.  If you
> >>do, it will sit in a cupboard for 23 years.
> >>
> >>
> >>Rule  #7:
> >>
> >>Do not buy any man industrial-sized canisters of after shave  or
> >>deodorant. I'm told they do not stink - they are earthy.
> >>
> >>
> >>Rule  #8:
> >>
> >>Buy men label makers. Almost as good as cordless drills. Within  a
> >>couple  of weeks there will be labels absolutely everywhere. Socks.
> >>Shorts.
> >>Cups. Saucers. Door. Lock. Sink. You get the idea. No one  knows why.
> >>
> >>
> >>Rule #9:
> >>
> >>Never buy a man anything that says "some  assembly required" on the
> >>box.  It will ruin his day and he will  always have parts left  over.
> >>
> >>
> >>Rule #10:
> >>
> >>Good places to shop for  men include Northwest Iron Works, Parr
> >>Lumber, Home Depot, Lowes, John Deere,  Valley RV Center, and Les
> >>Schwab Tire. (NAPA Auto Parts and Sears' Clearance  Centers are also
> >>excellent men's
> >>stores.)  It doesn't matter if he  doesn't know what it is. "From NAPA
> >>Auto, eh?
> >>Must be something I need.  Hey isn't this a starter for a '68 Ford
> >>Fairlane? Wow! Thanks.")
> >>
> >>
> >>Rule  #11:
> >>
> >>
> >>Men enjoy danger. That's why they never cook - but they will  barbecue.
> >>Get him a monster barbecue with a 100-pound propane tank.  Tell him
> >>the gas line leaks. "Oh the thrill! The challenge! Who  wants a
> >>hamburger?"
> >>
> >>
> >>Rule #12:
> >>
> >>Tickets to a football, hockey  or basketball game are a smart gift.
> >>However, he will not appreciate tickets  to "A Retrospective of 19th
> >>Century Quilts." Everyone knows why.
> >>
> >>
> >>Rule  #13:
> >>
> >>Men love chainsaws. Never, ever, buy a man you love a Chainsaw.
> >>If  you don't know why - please refer to Rule #8 and what happens when
> >>he gets a  label maker.
> >>
> >>
> >>Rule #14:
> >>
> >>It's hard to beat a really good wheelbarrow or  an aluminum extension
> >>ladder. Never buy a real man a step ladder. It must  be an extension
> >>ladder. No one knows why.
> >>
> >>
> >>Rule #15:
> >>
> >>Rope. Men love  rope. It takes us back to our cowboy origins, or at
> >>least the Boy  Scouts. Nothing says love like a hundred feet of 3/8"
> >>manila rope. No one  knows why.
> >>
> >>
> >>Julie/Gwen/Mom
> >>Loch Ruadh Rocks!!
> >
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