[Loch-Ruadh] OT - Reasons To Smile Today

[Julie Self]

Thanks!  What a day brightener!!

Gwen
Loch Ruadh Rocks!!





>From: "Dana" <sca004 at sbcglobal.net>
>Reply-To: "Shire of Loch Ruadh, Kingdom of Ansteorra, SCA,Inc." 
><loch-ruadh at ansteorra.org>
>To: "Loch Ruadh" <loch-ruadh at ansteorra.org>
>Subject: [Loch-Ruadh] OT - Reasons To Smile Today
>Date: Thu, 19 Jan 2006 08:06:34 -0600
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>Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own 
>pants.
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>I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with "Guess" on it
>So I said "Implants?" She hit me.
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>Wouldn't you know it...
>Brain cells come and brain cells go, but FAT cells live forever.
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>When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping," now I just "chunky dunk."
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>Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the 
>faster it goes.
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>I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting 
>clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in 
>the first place!
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>Marriage changes passion.   Suddenly you're in bed with a relative.
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>Why do I have to swear on the Bible in court when the Ten Commandments 
>cannot be displayed in a federal building?
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>Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can in 
>prison?
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>Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 
>'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over? AMEN, AMEN !!
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>Marriages are made in Heaven-but so are thunder and lighting.
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>How come we choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for 
>Miss America?
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>Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the 
>difference.
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>A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but, a true friend will 
>be sitting next to you saying, "Darn...that was fun!"
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>Bumper sticker of the year:
>"If you can read this, thank a teacher -and, since it's in English, thank a 
>soldier !!"
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