[Loch-Ruadh] Fw: The Purina Diet-So darn funny......]

[PBW]

This is to funny to not share...


Magdalia/Pook


 I was in Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina for my dogs and was  in line 
to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog........



 Duh!



 I was feeling a bit crabby so on impulse, I told her no, I was starting 
"The Purina Diet" again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd

 ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I 
wakened in an intensive care unit with tubes coming out of most of

 my orifices and IV's in both arms.

 Her eyes about bugged out of her head.

 I went on and on with the bogus diet story and she was totally buying it .


 I told her that it was an easy, inexpensive diet and that the way it works 
is to load your pockets or purse with Purina nuggets and simply eat
one  or two every time you feel hungry. The package said the food is 
nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

Have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now 
enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy behind her.

Horrified, she asked if something in the dog food had poisoned me and  was 
that why I ended up in the hospital.

I said no.....



I'd been sitting in the street licking my butt when a car hit me.

I thought the tall guy was going to have to be carried out the door.