[Loch-Ruadh] Fw: The Purina Diet-So darn funny......]

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                                                     this is pure evil but
after  we  read it we both  love it
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> [Original Message]
> From: PBW <PBW_RN at peoplepc.com>
> To: Shire of Loch Ruadh, Kingdom of Ansteorra, SCA,  Inc.
<loch-ruadh at ansteorra.org>
> Date: 1/16/2007 9:46:11 PM
> Subject: [Loch-Ruadh] Fw: The Purina Diet-So darn funny......]
>
> This is to funny to not share...
>
>
> Magdalia/Pook
>
>
>  I was in Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina for my dogs and was  in
line 
> to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog........
>
>
>
>  Duh!
>
>
>
>  I was feeling a bit crabby so on impulse, I told her no, I was starting 
> "The Purina Diet" again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd
>
>  ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I 
> wakened in an intensive care unit with tubes coming out of most of
>
>  my orifices and IV's in both arms.
>
>  Her eyes about bugged out of her head.
>
>  I went on and on with the bogus diet story and she was totally buying it
.
>
>
>  I told her that it was an easy, inexpensive diet and that the way it
works 
> is to load your pockets or purse with Purina nuggets and simply eat
> one  or two every time you feel hungry. The package said the food is 
> nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.
>
> Have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now 
> enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy behind her.
>
> Horrified, she asked if something in the dog food had poisoned me and 
was 
> that why I ended up in the hospital.
>
> I said no.....
>
>
>
> I'd been sitting in the street licking my butt when a car hit me.
>
> I thought the tall guy was going to have to be carried out the door.
>
>
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