[Loch-Ruadh] Fw: Caterina Song #2

[Caerell]

Seven Old Laurels, Ansteorra Style

Sung to the tune of "Oh Dear, What Can the Matter Be?"

Original Lyrics by Master Effenwealt Whystle, New Lyrics by Mistress Caterina Fregoso

 

 

Chorus:  Oh dear, what can the matter be?

Seven old Laurels were locked in the lavatory.

They were there from Sunday to Saturday;

Nobody knew they were there.

 

Ansteorra's first Queen is poor Duchess Willow;

The privies were padlocked with her in there still-o.

Now she won't be needing a tent, chair, or pillow

'Cause nobody knew she was there.

 

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Herald Extraordinaire is Master Modius,

Who ducked out of court for to use the commodius;

The loo door was locked as he lightened his loadius

And nobody knew he was there.



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Trapped in the toilet was Baroness Stella-can,

Lion, Centurion, Laurel and Pelican.

She whipped out her sword and she gave that door hell again;

But nobody knew she was there.

 

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Known for his leather work is Master Athelstan,

His goods sought after from Paris to Pakistan.

The john door was jammed somehow while he shat in the can;

Nobody knew he was there.

 

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Baroness Ameline, bodacious beauty,

Felt nature's call to do her noble duty.

The bathroom was bolted as she wiped her booty

And nobody knew she was there.

 

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Master Don Robin, who tells a fine tale,

Stumbled into the stall after drinking much ale.

When he woke in the morning, no one heard him wail,

Because nobody knew he was there.

 

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Caterina Fregoso, whore garb is quite striking,

Packed off to the privs, though she's not fond of hiking.

Passed out from a smell which was not to her liking,

And nobody knew she was there.

 

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