[Loch-Ruadh] Fw: Caterina Song #2

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> From: caerell at charter.net
> To: loch-ruadh at lists.ansteorra.org
> Date: Sat, 27 Jun 2009 08:30:46 -0500
> Subject: [Loch-Ruadh] Fw: Caterina Song #2
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> Seven Old Laurels, Ansteorra Style
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> Sung to the tune of "Oh Dear, What Can the Matter Be?"
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> Original Lyrics by Master Effenwealt Whystle, New Lyrics by Mistress Caterina Fregoso
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> Chorus: Oh dear, what can the matter be?
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> Seven old Laurels were locked in the lavatory.
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> They were there from Sunday to Saturday;
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> Nobody knew they were there.
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> Ansteorra's first Queen is poor Duchess Willow;
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> The privies were padlocked with her in there still-o.
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> Now she won't be needing a tent, chair, or pillow
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> 'Cause nobody knew she was there.
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> Chorus
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> Herald Extraordinaire is Master Modius,
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> Who ducked out of court for to use the commodius;
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> The loo door was locked as he lightened his loadius
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> And nobody knew he was there.
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> Chorus
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> Trapped in the toilet was Baroness Stella-can,
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> Lion, Centurion, Laurel and Pelican.
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> She whipped out her sword and she gave that door hell again;
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> But nobody knew she was there.
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> Chorus
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> Known for his leather work is Master Athelstan,
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> His goods sought after from Paris to Pakistan.
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> The john door was jammed somehow while he shat in the can;
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> Nobody knew he was there.
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> Chorus
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> Baroness Ameline, bodacious beauty,
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> Felt nature's call to do her noble duty.
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> The bathroom was bolted as she wiped her booty
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> And nobody knew she was there.
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> Chorus
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> Master Don Robin, who tells a fine tale,
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> Stumbled into the stall after drinking much ale.
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> When he woke in the morning, no one heard him wail,
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> Because nobody knew he was there.
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> Chorus
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> Caterina Fregoso, whore garb is quite striking,
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> Packed off to the privs, though she's not fond of hiking.
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> Passed out from a smell which was not to her liking,
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> And nobody knew she was there.
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> Chorus
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