[Namron] A few Amore Puns

[Ron]

Quick some one call the Pun Patrol I think we have been Puned and the person
dooes not have a Pun Permit.
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Sent: Monday, October 14, 2002 9:38 AM
Subject: [Namron] A few Amore Puns


> Until the good, kind, gentle and humorous populace of Namron - I send you
some punny puns.
> Lady Bianca Sereni
> (Gosh that's so cool.)
>
>  When the moon hits your eye, Like a big pizza pie, That's amore.
>
> When an eel bites your hand, And that's not what you planned, That's a
> moray.
>
> When our habits are strange, And our customs deranged, That's our mores.
>
> When your horse munches straw, And the bales total four, That's some
> more hay.
>
> When Othello's poor wife, Becomes stabbed with a knife, That's a Moor,
> eh?
>
> When a Japanese knight, Uses his sword in a fight, That's Samurai.
>
> When your sheep go to graze, In a damp marshy place, That's a moor, eh?
>
> When your boat comes home fine, And you tie up her line, That's a moor,
> eh?
>
> When you ace your last tests, Like you did all the rest, That's some
> more "A"s!
>
> When on Mt. Cook you see, An aborigine, That's a Maori.
>
> Alley Oop's homeland has, A space gun with pizzazz, That's a Moo ray...
>
> A comedian ham, With the name Amsterdam, That's a Morey.
>
> When your chocolate graham, Is so full and so crammed, That smore.
>
> When you've had quite enough, Of this dumb rhyming stuff, That's "No
> more!", eh?
>
> How is that for pun overload?
> (Hey-I don't make 'em up, I just forward 'em!)
>
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