[Namron] RE: Namron Digest, Vol 3, Issue 39

[Matt Reynolds]

M' Lord Baron,

EVERYONE knows that the appropriate way to wear a sliderule in persona is
with a waist sheath.  And I have a pocket protector that fits nicely within
my belt pouch.  When worn properly, it leaves feathers protruding forth and
making it look like I have a large avian in my tights.  A peacock perhaps?
Out of common decency (which is uncommon in my case), I'll drop this topic
here.  And Ladies, there are NO lithographs available of the my peacock.  I
insist that all examinations of my "avian" be in person.  (And I still have
an hour or two free on my schedule for Protectorate!!!  Sign up now!!)

Next topic.  If we have a group of green witches join our baronial mailing
list, does that mean there will be more single maidens/prey for me?

Lastly, I'd like to let everyone know that I have successfully resisted
commenting on the question "What do you get when you cross an Elf and a
Hobbit?"  I had a large number of thoughts ranging from "very small social
diseases/parasites" to "short fair children with very hairy toes and large
noses".  I'm sure I can hear all of your thanks for refraining to subject
the denizens of Namron to my perverted answers.

Mathias