[Namron] It's That Season Folks

[Matthias the Brewer]

Me?  Obsessed with Donnchadh?  *shudder*

Reply to 1. I think the Maypole's "power" would counter modern medicine in a
heart beat.  In fact, I might even lay odds on the Maypole in that matchup!!

Reply to 2.  Listen, you two accumulated that menagerie of single women
(thinking to self...  A hobbithouse full of single women, and I don't even
know where it is, what is this world coming to) on your own.  If THAT is
keeping you from procreating, well, I'm not sure what to say there.  Don't
you folks have more than one bed to sleep on?  Or do hobbits sleep in beds?

Reply to 3.  Donnchach's been cut off?  Maybe we should call you Muriel
Bobbit.  And Donnchadh could be John Wayne Donnchach.  Poor fella.

Reply to 4.  You don't dance?  I thought all hobbit women danced.  You don't
have to dance, just get naked and rub up against it seductively.  And if I
forgot my glasses, I wouldn't even be able to FIND the Maypole.  Much less
leave the kegs.  If I wanted a bitch, I'd get a rental.  I think I have even
found a way to her tax-deductable!!!

Matthias the Brewer
Pervert Extraordinaire (I promoted myself)

-----Original Message-----
From: namron-bounces at ansteorra.org
[mailto:namron-bounces at ansteorra.org]On Behalf Of muriel at entelesoft.com
Sent: Monday, April 19, 2004 6:13 PM
To: 'Barony of Namron'
Subject: RE: [Namron] It's That Season Folks


Several points are called for here.

1.  While I am deeply moved at the concern you all have for my, uh, familial
duties, I have something I must confess.  Unfortunately for you and thanks
to modern medicine, increased "famiilial activites" will not produce any
baronial additions until a time of my choosing.  I have enough years of
practice to be confident of this.

2.  That being said, I am certainly willing to do my part to try to prove it
wrong if you insist.  :)  If you're really insistant, I suggest doing your
part to change my household situation.  Money, good homes for my other
residents, sending us off on another honeymoon, all of these would be
welcome.

3.  I think I'm allergic to Maypoles.  Donnchadh's already been cut off
since the last time I went to Willie's.  This will make me very, very
cranky, but I don't like to mess around with hazardous materials.

4.  Dancing naked in the moonlight:  I don't dance.  And if I did, Matthias
would forget his glasses and Cellach wouldn't leave the kegs.  Besides, I'm
starting to believe that Matthias is obsessed with my husband.  No, you
cannot be his bitch.  Sorry.

Please excuse me while I go eat some chocolate.  :)


-----Original Message-----
From: namron-bounces at ansteorra.org
[mailto:namron-bounces at ansteorra.org]On Behalf Of Matthias the Brewer
Sent: Monday, April 19, 2004 4:38 PM
To: Barony of Namron
Subject: RE: [Namron] It's That Season Folks


Cellach,

Be nice.  What do you have against that maypole?

And I think we should get Muriel to dance naked under the moon with the
maypole.  And when Connchadh shows up to join the dance, I think we should
all run screaming into the woods!!!

-----Original Message-----
From: namron-bounces at ansteorra.org
[mailto:namron-bounces at ansteorra.org]On Behalf Of Cellach Ferguson
Sent: Monday, April 19, 2004 3:20 PM
To: Barony of Namron
Subject: Re: [Namron] It's That Season Folks


Classic!

It has been suggested that Lady Muriel be forthwith exposed to said
hazardous material.  However, after further consideration, I propose
that Lord Donnchadh simply be beaten with the damned thing.

Cellach



On Mon, 2004-04-19 at 15:01, marc adkins wrote:
>  In accordance with the Code of Namron Regulations (19 CNR 20) dealing
> with the storage and manufacture of hazardous and dangerous material.
> Lord Wilhelm von Winkleried a member of the Order of the Heart of the
> Sable Storm and the Knights Marshall of the Barony of Namron, has
> applied for and received a storage and manufacture of a hazardous
> substances permit from the Barony of Namron Office of Hazardous and
> Dangerous Material Storage and Manufacture (BNOHDMSM).
> The said Hazardous and Dangerous material is a single solid 15 foot
> long (estimated) piece of wood mundanely known as Robina pseudoacacia.
> The storage location is the residence of said Lord Wilhelm.
> The manufacturing of the hazardous and dangerous material has
> commenced starting on the 18th of April 2004. In accordance with 25
> CNR 56 dealing with Family Planning Hazards and 1 CNR 21 dealing
> with Baronial Alerting Regulations the BNOHDMSM has declared the said
> residence of Lord Wilhelm is a temporary hazard level 10 ( High
> Airborne and/or Ingestion Hazard) until the time that appropriate
> mitigation techniques are applied to the storage and manufacture
> conditions. At that time it is anticipated that the hazard level will
> be downgraded to a hazard level 5 ( High Contact Hazard). Based on
> this high level of airborne and/or ingestion hazard  the  BNOHDMSM is
> recommending that any and all visitors to the manufacturing and
> storage site take all appropriate countermeasures to ensure that
> contact does not occur between the visitors and the hazardous and
> dangerous material.
> We now return you to the regularly scheduled list postings
> Lady Mary Leigh Gravid
> Barony of Namron Office of Hazardous and Dangerous Material Storage
> and Manufacturing
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