[Namron] It's That Season Folks

[muriel at entelesoft.com]

Just for the record, point #1 was directed at those who seem to believe that
we aren't "busy" enough to make our contribution to the barony.  :)

And also just for the record, Matthias, since you weren't one of those
interested in our baronial contribution production, and that's what points 1
through 3 were about, I'm not sure why you bothered to respond to them.  But
your response to #4 showed your typical lack of reading comprehension so I'm
not sure why you bothered writing at all.

Isn't this thing moderated?

Again, any of you who feel that it is my turn to contribute to the barony,
please feel free to make your contributions to Hobbit House at your earliest
convenience.  We prefer chocolate mint flavored oil.

-----Original Message-----
From: namron-bounces at ansteorra.org
[mailto:namron-bounces at ansteorra.org]On Behalf Of Matthias the Brewer
Sent: Monday, April 19, 2004 6:24 PM
To: kim at entelesoft.com; Barony of Namron
Subject: RE: [Namron] It's That Season Folks


Me?  Obsessed with Donnchadh?  *shudder*

Reply to 1. I think the Maypole's "power" would counter modern medicine in a
heart beat.  In fact, I might even lay odds on the Maypole in that matchup!!

Reply to 2.  Listen, you two accumulated that menagerie of single women
(thinking to self...  A hobbithouse full of single women, and I don't even
know where it is, what is this world coming to) on your own.  If THAT is
keeping you from procreating, well, I'm not sure what to say there.  Don't
you folks have more than one bed to sleep on?  Or do hobbits sleep in beds?

Reply to 3.  Donnchach's been cut off?  Maybe we should call you Muriel
Bobbit.  And Donnchadh could be John Wayne Donnchach.  Poor fella.

Reply to 4.  You don't dance?  I thought all hobbit women danced.  You don't
have to dance, just get naked and rub up against it seductively.  And if I
forgot my glasses, I wouldn't even be able to FIND the Maypole.  Much less
leave the kegs.  If I wanted a bitch, I'd get a rental.  I think I have even
found a way to her tax-deductable!!!

Matthias the Brewer
Pervert Extraordinaire (I promoted myself)