[Namron] Twelve essential truths ( not a Pooky original )

Lord Pooky lord_pooky at hotmail.com
Tue Oct 19 08:21:42 PDT 2004



>From: Johnie Ball <liondwarf at yahoo.com>
>Reply-To: wolfstar at yahoogroups.com
>To: wolfstar at yahoogroups.com
>Subject: [wolfstar] something to hopefully make you smile
>Date: Mon, 18 Oct 2004 14:50:19 -0700 (PDT)
>
>
>Twelve Essential Truths
>
>12. Life is sexually transmitted.
>
>11. Health is merely the slowest possible rate at
>which one
>can die.
>
>10. Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you
>see him
>without an erection, make him a sandwich.
>
>9. Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day;
>teach a
>person to use the Internet, and they won't bother you
>for
>weeks.
>
>8. Some people are like Slinkies.....not really good
>for
>anything, but you still can't help but smile when you
>see one
>tumble down the stairs.
>
>7. Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying
>in
>hospitals dying of nothing.
>
>6 Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.
>
>5. All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It
>pays no
>attention to criticism.
>
>4. Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred
>
>dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty
>cents?
>
>3. In the 60's, people took acid to make the world
>weird. Now
>the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it
>normal.
>
>2. Politics is supposed to be the second oldest
>profession. I
>have come to realize that it bears a very close
>resemblance
>to the first.
>
>AND THE # 1 THOUGHT FOR Fall, 2004 --
>Many terrorists come to Canada legally and hang around
>on
>expired visas (some for as long as 10-15 years). Now
>take
>Blockbuster, for example. You're two days late
>returning a
>video rental and those people are all over you. I
>think we
>should put Blockbuster in charge of Canadian
>immigration.
>
>Someday this bitter ache will pass, my sweet.
>Time wounds all heels.
>Groucho Marx
>
>=====
>Just remember Scars and Bruises build character ...even when they're on 
>your heart
>
>
>
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