[Namron] Aelesia ~ First Customer of Poppa Pookie's Plentifully Pleasurable emPorium
Lord Pooky
lord_pooky at hotmail.com
Wed Jul 13 01:51:55 PDT 2005
*snip
BUT...Since Becka Booze is not yet opened, I highly suggest you take the
Pookanator's offer for the "Poppa Pookie's Plentifully Pleasurable
emPorium!"
PS, how much do you charge for massages? ;)
Truly yours,
Aelesia Of Warwick
AKA Becka mundanely
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
As Aelesia walks in *A little bell chimes at the top corner of the Theashold
of MY Heart.*
"Well hows 'bout that MY very first customer."
I tell ya what, I keep on gettin reempressed by how the Value of The~Love
keeps reaffirming itself over n' over n' over!
Example:
I open MY Heart for business and commerce and the first deal, the very first
thing,! to be requested and bartered for is The~Healing.... It really is a
self reaffirming entity, The~Truth that is.
What do I charge for Massages you ask?
It's not about what I charge, no.....
First lemmee reassure you M'lady I have a list of satisfied clients longer
the both of MY arms. Enough testimonials and word fame ta' fill this digest
of emails 3 times over! Even more impressive then any of that is whom I was
taught by. The absolute best I have ever known. The best ~HE HIMself~ ever
gave more then an ounce of talent and loving care too.
So yes lemmee reassure you Good Lady Aelesia Of Warwick by stopping by Poppa
Pookie's Plentifully Pleasurable emPorium you have definitely already made a
profitable decision.
How much ya ask for a Massage ?
Well here at Poppa Pookie's Plentifully Pleasurable emPorium (try typing
that five times fast) We work on what We call a Loving Scale. You decide
what you trade for what you get. Yes it's as simple as that. I bet more
times then any you will feel as though you've haggled a very very good deal.
We accept no payment or largess in advance. You choose what you want and ya
choose what it's worth.
Tat reminds ME of a joke I once heard. I think it started:
So a man named John Cleese walks into a pet shop on the lower east side of
Lancashire and says
" 'Ello, I wish to register a complaint. 'Ello, Miss? "
Well let me most emphatically reassure you Lady Aelesia that bloke has never
been into MY shop and I have never been mistaken for a 'Miss' !
So when would you like to set up a time? We'll be happy to help you . };^))
Do your shopping and make your DREAM at Poppa Pookie's Plentifully
Pleasurable emPorium!!!
Our Motto: "It's all about the Value of The~Love"
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