[Namron] A littel Humor for the List
Jim L Couch
jimcouch at gmail.com
Thu May 12 08:57:48 PDT 2005
I see NOTHING wrong with number 15 and think it should be included in ANY
festival.
IMHO
;)
Jim
On 5/12/05, BlakHawk <blakhawk at gmail.com> wrote:
>
> May 10, 2005
>
> Today's first list was originally published on September 25, 1996.
>
> The Top 17 Signs You're at a Bad Renaissance Festival
>
> 17> The castle and village are made entirely of Legos.
>
> 16> Turkey leg bears striking resemblance to cocker spaniel leg.
>
> 15> Festival activities include "Ye Olde Wet T-Shirt Contest."
>
> 14> Eight- minute drum solo in the middle of "Greensleeves."
>
> 13> "Belly up to the bar, me lad, for some grilled mahi-mahi and
> fresh California roll!"
>
> 12> Ye Old Glassblower makes nothing but crack pipes.
>
> 11> The mead is served in a coconut shell with a Fizzy straw.
>
> 10> Everyone seems to have attended the Kevin Costner School of
> British Accents.
>
> 9> Mosh pit follows the wandering minstrels.
>
> 8> You get charged 5 bucks to take a leak behind Ye Olde Hedge.
>
> 7> Guillotine exhibit closed due to pending litigation.
>
> 6> Friar Tuck's pager keeps going off.
>
> 5> Featured event: Johnson-Jousting!
>
> 4> Disgusting Ogre is merely an unshaved Marlon Brando.
>
> 3> "Tarry, wench, I prithee! Wouldst thou Macarena?"
>
> 2> Merlin the Magician's only trick is "Got your nose!"
>
> and Top5's Number 1 Sign You're at a Bad Renaissance Festival...
>
> 1> Jousting Crips and Bloods.
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