[Namron] A littel Humor for the List

[Jim L Couch]

I see NOTHING wrong with number 15 and think it should be included in ANY 
festival.
 IMHO
 ;)
Jim

 On 5/12/05, BlakHawk <blakhawk at gmail.com> wrote: 
> 
> May 10, 2005
> 
> Today's first list was originally published on September 25, 1996.
> 
> The Top 17 Signs You're at a Bad Renaissance Festival
> 
> 17> The castle and village are made entirely of Legos.
> 
> 16> Turkey leg bears striking resemblance to cocker spaniel leg.
> 
> 15> Festival activities include "Ye Olde Wet T-Shirt Contest."
> 
> 14> Eight- minute drum solo in the middle of "Greensleeves."
> 
> 13> "Belly up to the bar, me lad, for some grilled mahi-mahi and
> fresh California roll!"
> 
> 12> Ye Old Glassblower makes nothing but crack pipes.
> 
> 11> The mead is served in a coconut shell with a Fizzy straw.
> 
> 10> Everyone seems to have attended the Kevin Costner School of
> British Accents.
> 
> 9> Mosh pit follows the wandering minstrels.
> 
> 8> You get charged 5 bucks to take a leak behind Ye Olde Hedge.
> 
> 7> Guillotine exhibit closed due to pending litigation.
> 
> 6> Friar Tuck's pager keeps going off.
> 
> 5> Featured event: Johnson-Jousting!
> 
> 4> Disgusting Ogre is merely an unshaved Marlon Brando.
> 
> 3> "Tarry, wench, I prithee! Wouldst thou Macarena?"
> 
> 2> Merlin the Magician's only trick is "Got your nose!"
> 
> and Top5's Number 1 Sign You're at a Bad Renaissance Festival...
> 
> 1> Jousting Crips and Bloods.
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