[Namron] Momzillamatrimonial Planitis
ladyemp at sbcglobal.net
Fri Apr 13 18:52:44 PDT 2007
I have a good source for relieving Momzillamatrimonial Planitis.... go to
this webpage and laugh your arse off... it's all about ettiquette mistakes
----- Original Message -----
From: "Ulf Gunnarsson" <ulfie at cox.net>
To: "Barony of Namron Mailing List" <namron at ansteorra.org>
Sent: Friday, April 13, 2007 8:33 PM
Subject: Re: [Namron] Momzillamatrimonial Planitis
> Lady Samarrah wrote:
> > I'm suffering from a full blown case of Momzillamatrimonial Planitis....
do you think there's anything that will help ME?
> > :o)
> > Lady Samarah Basimah Latifa al Dhakira bint Anaan bint Mellilah
> > (Who is sleep deprived and done lost her mind)
> Unfortunately, there is no cure for "Momzillamatrimonial Planitis"
> except shooting the groom. If that isn't an option, you are just going
> to have to let it run it course. You can do a few things to make
> yourself more comfortable, though. Find an embarrassing baby picture of
> her and have it printed poster size. Threaten her with using it as a
> backdrop. Consider using discount Halloween decorations for the
> reception. You don't actually have to purchase them; it is simply the
> "consideration" part that will warm your stomach and loosen the tension
> around your heart. And if all else fails, think back many years to your
> own wedding and wonder why your mother didn't shoot your groom...
> ... who in two months and a week will have been married to roughly the
> same woman for twenty years. "Roughly" because in all those years we've
> changed each other and with each other. Yeah, I'm mushy. Get over it.
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