[Namron] When good rabbits go bad ...

[Ulf Gunnarsson]

Lady Brenna wrote:

> Ask His Excellency Ulf if the Baronial Hand Grenade is available.

... Next, you eat the hand grenade, thus disarming him.

At our investiture, or was it the next event after, I was presented with
a Cloved Turnip by Gaelen and Brenna.  As the majority of people on site
that I knew enjoyed raw turnip were not only male, but hairy, I decided
not to circulate the cloved turnip in the traditional fashion.

But pulling one of the cloves out, I was immediately struck with the
thought of the horror on the face of the average lady upon seeing a
hairy Viking approaching her with one of these, and the simile of
pulling the pin on the Holy Hand Grenade came to mind.


Baron Ulfie