[Namron] redneck jedi?

Garnet Stevens scooterjester at yahoo.com
Sat Jul 18 21:07:57 PDT 2009


 You know you're a redneck jedi when.. 

- You hear "Luke, I am your father... and your uncle..." 

- You ever said the phrase, "May the force be with y'all." 

- Your Jedi robe is camouflage. 

- You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light. 

- At least one wing of your X-Wings is primer colored. 

- You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok. 

- You have ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your yard. 

- The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum skeeters. 

- Wookiees are offended by your B.O. 

- You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial. 

- You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing or bowling. 

- You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to get the barbecue grill to light up. 

- You have a confederate flag painted on the hood of your land-speeder. 

- You ever fantasized about Princess Leia wearing Daisy Duke shorts. 

- You have the doors of your X-wing welded shut and you have to get in through the window. 

- You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca. 

- You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with redwood deck. 

- You were the only person drinking Jack Daniels during the Star Wars cantina scene. 

- Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son come on over to the dark side...it'll be a hoot." 



      



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