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You Might Be A Redneck Scadian If.....

1) You make your jewelry from things you buy at the hardware store.
2) You have a cloak clasp made of silver and turquoise.
3) You carry around a goblet to spit tobacco juice in.
4) You have a Bud Light tapestry in your tent.
5) You have ever asked a member of the Peerage "How's it hanging?"
6) You have served potted meat at a feast you have autocratted.
7) You have ever fed your dogs from your shield.
8) You play the Banjo at a filking.
9) You have tried to document "Bubba" as a SCA name.
10) You use "Robert" as a second part of your SCA name. (William Robert -
Billy Bob)
11) You have a redwood deck attached to your tent.
12) Part of your camp furniture was once a cable spool.
13) Your armor does not cover your stomach.
14) You decorate your armor with bottle caps to make it look nice.
15)  Your coat of arms has been declared offensive in 3 Kingdoms.
16) Your coat of arms includes a possum.
17) You have ever had to move a transmission to get your gear out of the
closet.
18) You have ever requested that the Minstrel Play "Free Bird."
19) You have ever smoked during a fight.
20) You have ever gone hunting at an event.
21) You can burp the "Scotsman Song," or play it on your beer belly.
22) You have written Medieval Parody Lyrics to Country-Western songs.
23) You have ever patched your armor with metal cut from a beer can.
24) You have the imprint of a tobacco can in your pouch.
25) You don't understand jokes about duct tape and the SCA.
26) You have ever yelled "Rock the house!" at a musician at an event.
28) The fur trim on your new doublet is something you ran over.
29) Your swords are displayed on a gun rack.
30) You have ever used medieval weaponry to go frog-gigging.
31) You use Armor-All on your leather armor.
32) You have tried to register the Stars and Bars with the college of heralds.
33) You actually know which kind of leaves make the best substitute for
toilet paper.
34) You have ever used the word "Y'all" in a psuedo-medival accent.
35) You have worked out the blazoning for the Confederate Battle Flag.
36) You have a leather beer can holder with Celtic Knotwork on it.
37) You have ever taken lawn furniture to an event.
38) Your car has broken down at an event and you left it there.
39) You have ever offered a member of the peerage some dip.
40) Your flashlight holds more than 4 batteries.
41) You refuse to fall down when you lose a fight so you don't crush your
cigarettes.
42) You secretly get your firewood from your neighbor's yard.
43) You've ever skipped going to an event because it's deer season.
44) You have ever repaired your armor with baling wire.
45) The Earl Marshal comes to you first to look for duct tape.