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Oh my gosh that is funny!
Thanks for making the day lighter!
Bianca

In a message dated Fri, 24 May 2002 12:59:40 PM Eastern Daylight Time, CelticNorthStar at aol.com writes:

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>You Might Be A Redneck Scadian If.....
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>1) You make your jewelry from things you buy at the hardware store.
>2) You have a cloak clasp made of silver and turquoise.
>3) You carry around a goblet to spit tobacco juice in.
>4) You have a Bud Light tapestry in your tent.
>5) You have ever asked a member of the Peerage "How's it hanging?"
>6) You have served potted meat at a feast you have autocratted.
>7) You have ever fed your dogs from your shield.
>8) You play the Banjo at a filking.
>9) You have tried to document "Bubba" as a SCA name.
>10) You use "Robert" as a second part of your SCA name. (William Robert -
>Billy Bob)
>11) You have a redwood deck attached to your tent.
>12) Part of your camp furniture was once a cable spool.
>13) Your armor does not cover your stomach.
>14) You decorate your armor with bottle caps to make it look nice.
>15)  Your coat of arms has been declared offensive in 3 Kingdoms.
>16) Your coat of arms includes a possum.
>17) You have ever had to move a transmission to get your gear out of the
>closet.
>18) You have ever requested that the Minstrel Play "Free Bird."
>19) You have ever smoked during a fight.
>20) You have ever gone hunting at an event.
>21) You can burp the "Scotsman Song," or play it on your beer belly.
>22) You have written Medieval Parody Lyrics to Country-Western songs.
>23) You have ever patched your armor with metal cut from a beer can.
>24) You have the imprint of a tobacco can in your pouch.
>25) You don't understand jokes about duct tape and the SCA.
>26) You have ever yelled "Rock the house!" at a musician at an event.
>28) The fur trim on your new doublet is something you ran over.
>29) Your swords are displayed on a gun rack.
>30) You have ever used medieval weaponry to go frog-gigging.
>31) You use Armor-All on your leather armor.
>32) You have tried to register the Stars and Bars with the college of heralds.
>33) You actually know which kind of leaves make the best substitute for
>toilet paper.
>34) You have ever used the word "Y'all" in a psuedo-medival accent.
>35) You have worked out the blazoning for the Confederate Battle Flag.
>36) You have a leather beer can holder with Celtic Knotwork on it.
>37) You have ever taken lawn furniture to an event.
>38) Your car has broken down at an event and you left it there.
>39) You have ever offered a member of the peerage some dip.
>40) Your flashlight holds more than 4 batteries.
>41) You refuse to fall down when you lose a fight so you don't crush your
>cigarettes.
>42) You secretly get your firewood from your neighbor's yard.
>43) You've ever skipped going to an event because it's deer season.
>44) You have ever repaired your armor with baling wire.
>45) The Earl Marshal comes to you first to look for duct tape.
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