[Northkeep] Saga Articles (Very silly, sorry bout that)
Chuck Kaun
jack_a_lope31 at hotmail.com
Tue Feb 1 17:26:44 PST 2005
Why do you want articles on these things? Here....let me explain them to
you.
>Precedence - I take precedence over you. (Selfishness 101)
>Basic Courtesy - I went to Army Basic, there aint no such thing as Courtesy
>there, trust me.
>Sumptuary Laws - What the heck's a Sumptuary?
>Basic Heraldry - Did Herald go to Basic too? I dont remember him.
>Requirements for Heraldic Submission - Full Nelson, works every time for
>submission. Especially for Herald, hes not very tough.
>Heraldic Vocabulary - Yeah, Herald didnt read very much either, didnt know
>many words.
>Recommended materials for Period Garb - I learned about that when married.
>My wife always would run out and make ME buy the dang things for her.
>Current Armor Requirements - Armor and Current is BAD, it doesnt conduct
>worth a crap. Use rubber, much safer.
>Achievement Scrolls - how to get them/who gets them - Scrolls? This aint
>ancient Egypt is it?
>Basic research - Persona, name , general - why all this about Basic? You
>go, Sergeants scream at you, enuff said I think.
>Care of Edged Steel - Is there any other kind of steel?
>Basic First Aid Kit - Lots of clean underwear, Drink water, Do lots of
>pushups before you go, otherwise its a lot of work when you first get
>there.
>How to Survive an Ansteorran Summer - WATER! WATER! WATER!!! (Just for you
>Zubeydah) :D
>How to Deal with Mundanes at a Demo - What are Mundanes and unless they
>ante up, I aint dealing them in this hand or the next.
>Kingdom Awards - Well of course the kingdom awards you, I guess mebbe
>someone will tell us why.
>Proper Supervision of Children - I've heard a jar of ether in an enclosed
>space works wonders, but I don't have any children so I wouldnt know for
>sure.
>Minimum requirements for Activity in the SCA - Get out of tent, Shower, put
>on armor, fight, take off armor, shower, get drunk, pass out. Subtract the
>armor and fighting thing for non-fighters, add cheering on fighters.
>Honor system on the list field - Doesn't list mean another way of falling
>over? How is getting drunk honorable? Is there a system for honorably
>falling over?
>The Offices, what they are, their hierarchy - CEO, CFO, upper management,
>supervisor, peon, any questions?
>How to deal with the Mundane Press. - Press them back. Dang mundanes
>anyway. What were they again? :)
>Marshallate Rules - Ok, so he rules. Whos Marshallate?
>How to Act at a Demo/Image to Convey. - Silly people, you dont ACT at a
>Demo, you fight at a demo or show people neat stuff about the SCA. And as
>for images, I usually have some pictures of my nieces and nephew. (like I
>said before, no kids)
I apologize for any who dont find this amusing. My only advice to you
is......dont read it :D I felt like being lighthearted for once and decided
to share my silliness.
Cearl, the sometimes silly.
"Wisdom begins in wonder" - Socrates
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