RF - OT-Dr. Suess's Purity test

talis talis at lcc.net
Tue Jul 6 23:49:31 PDT 1999


>	   Dr. Seuss' Purity Test
>
>   Have you done it on a boat?
>   Have you done it with a goat?
>
>   Have you done it in a bed?
>   Have you done it with the dead?
>
>   Have you done it in the car?
>   Have you simply gone too far?
>
>   Have you done it on the beach?
>   Have you done it with the teach?
>
>   Have you done it on your back?
>   Have you done it strapped to a rack?
>
>   Have you done it in a box?
>   Have you done it with a fox?
>
>   Have you done it in a tree?
>   Have you done it with more than three?
>
>   Have you done it in the rain?
>   Have you done it for the pain?
>
>   Have you done it 'tween the tits?
>   Have you done it wearing mitts?
>
>   Have you done it packed in rubber?
>   Have you done it undercover?
>
>   Have you done it on a perch?
>   Have you done it in a church?
>
>   Have you done it with a virgin?
>   Have you done it with a sturgeon?
>
>   Have you done it with ropes and chains?
>   Have you done it while insane?
>
>   Have you done it on the stage?
>   Have you done it underage?
>
>   Have you done it with all your friends?
>   Have you done it in both ends?
>
>   Have you done it with your dog?
>   Have you done it on a log?
>
>   Have you done it under clamps?
>   Have you done it with the lamps?
>
>   Have you done it without style?
>   Have you done it with a smile?
>
>   Have you done it for all to see?
>   Have you ever had VD?
>
>   Have you done it on Mother's couch?
>   Have you done it in your mouth?
>
>   Have you done it while on tape?
>   Have you done it out of shape?
>
>   Have you done it on live TV?
>   Have you done it whilst you pee?
>
>   Have you done it in the gym?
>   Have you done it on a whim?
>
>   Have you done it with a bass?
>   Have you done it high on grass?
>
>   Have you done it on a dare?
>   Do you really think we care?
>
>   Answer these and count your "no"s, 
>   pray this number never grows;
>   Fifty questions we asked thee, 
>   score times two is your purity.
>




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