RF - My Philosopy

[Gary Houser]

>A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch.
>
>"I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she said. "What's your
>secret for a long happy life?"
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>"I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day," he said. "I also drink a
case
>of whiskey a week, chase wild women, eat whatever I like, and never
>exercise."
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>"That's amazing,"the woman said. "How old are you?"
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>"Twenty four," he replied.
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