[Ravensfort] A moment of levity

[KING Of The Firemonkeys]

>From: L T <ldeerslayer at yahoo.com>
>Reply-To: ravensfort at ansteorra.org
>To: ravensfort at ansteorra.org
>Subject: [Ravensfort] A moment of levity
>Date: Tue, 29 May 2001 21:36:01 -0700 (PDT)
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> > Subject: Parrot joke
> >
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> > > Mary received a parrot as a gift . The parrot was fully grown with a
>very
> > > bad attitude and worse vocabulary. Every other word was an
>expletive:those
> > > that weren't expletives were to say the least, rude. Mary tried to
>change
> > > the bird's attitude by constantly saying polite Words and playing soft
> > > music...anything she could think of.
> > > Nothing worked.
> > > She yelled at the bird and the bird got worse. She shook the bird and
>The
> > > bird got madder and more rude. Finally in a moment of desperation,
>Mary
> > put
> > > the parrot in the freezer to get a minute of peace. For a few moments
>she
> > > heard the bird swearing, squawking kicking and screaming and then,
> > suddenly
> > > there was absolute quiet.
> > > Mary was frightened that she might have actually hurt the bird and
>quickly
> > > opened the freezer door. The parrot calmly stepped out onto Mary's
> > extended
> > > arm and said "I'm very sorry that I offended you with my language and
>my
> > > actions and I ask your forgiveness. I will endeavor to correct my
>behavior
> > > and I am sure it will never happen again".
> > > Mary was astounded at the changes in the bird's attitude and was about
>to
> > > ask what had changed him, when the parrot continued, "May I ask what
>the
> > > chicken did?"
now that shows the differance between a parrot, and a raven.
your not putting ME in no freezer!
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