[Ravensfort] A moment of levity

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> Subject: Parrot joke
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> > Mary received a parrot as a gift . The parrot was fully grown with a very
> > bad attitude and worse vocabulary. Every other word was an expletive:those
> > that weren't expletives were to say the least, rude. Mary tried to change
> > the bird's attitude by constantly saying polite Words and playing soft
> > music...anything she could think of.
> > Nothing worked.
> > She yelled at the bird and the bird got worse. She shook the bird and The
> > bird got madder and more rude. Finally in a moment of desperation, Mary
> put
> > the parrot in the freezer to get a minute of peace. For a few moments she
> > heard the bird swearing, squawking kicking and screaming and then,
> suddenly
> > there was absolute quiet.
> > Mary was frightened that she might have actually hurt the bird and quickly
> > opened the freezer door. The parrot calmly stepped out onto Mary's
> extended
> > arm and said "I'm very sorry that I offended you with my language and my
> > actions and I ask your forgiveness. I will endeavor to correct my behavior
> > and I am sure it will never happen again".
> > Mary was astounded at the changes in the bird's attitude and was about to
> > ask what had changed him, when the parrot continued, "May I ask what the
> > chicken did?"
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