[Ravensfort] We have a new addition!!!
runa.herd at earthlink.net
Mon Dec 8 17:35:48 PST 2008
Hmmm I know nothing... Bring on the torture chamber and I will still not
'fess up to any knowledge of said Rooter/Reuter...
But if (IF) I did then I would blame it all on the trainer of The Thundering
Lady Runa of the Thundering Herd
----- Original Message -----
From: "Hoffpauir, David" <ENV_DRH at SHSU.EDU>
To: "Ravens Fort" <ravensfort at lists.ansteorra.org>
Sent: Monday, December 08, 2008 12:22 PM
Subject: [Ravensfort] We have a new addition!!!
> The Lord of the Manor would have me announce:
> As yet it is unknown as to the providence of our most recent occupant of
> the manor, but it appears we have a new.... er, dog. Or at least, half of
> a dog. He barks, he digs, he passes gas. In fact he is so intent on
> digging that we have yet to see anything of his head. Although there has
> been some speculation his head might exactly be that for which he is
> Having not seen his head we are uncertain of his breed. Could be that he
> is a Pointer. If so, he is currently pointed at China. Could be that
> he's Irish, but he is certainly no sitter. If he is a huhuahua... we are
> confident that it's a He-huhuahua and not a She-huhuahua.
> You will be pleased to know his name is "Rooter." An obvious name,
> considering his preoccupation with digging. Should it prove that he is of
> Austrian, Hungarian, or German decent, we are prepared to rename him....
> wait for it...
> :P ...
> After considerable struggle we have abandoned all effort to liberate
> Rooter from his diggings. Partly because our tug-of-war champions became
> winded, partly because of the emissions from Rooter's tooter, and partly
> out of concern that his tail would come off. As it appears he is not
> stuck, in heat, or making much progress downward we are no longer
> concerned for his safety but will maintain 24 hour surveillance for other
> possible vulnerabilities...
> DSD (personal scribe to the LoTM)
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