SC - A bonny Scotsman-OOP

[Alderton, Philippa]

phlip at morganco.net

Never a horse that cain't be rode,
And never a rider that cain't be throwed.

New to  the game of baseball!!!!
 
  A recent Scottish immigrant attends his first baseball game in his new
  country and after a base hit he hears the fans roaring run....run!
  The next batter connects heavily with the ball and the Scotsman stands
  up and roars with the crowd in his thick accent:  "R-r-run ya bahstard,
  r-r-run will ya!"
 
  A third batter slams a hit and again the Scotsman, obviously pleased with
  his knowledge of the game, screams "R-r-run ya bahstard, r-r-run will
  ya!" The next batter held his swing at three and two and as the ump calls
  a walk the Scotsman stands up yelling "R-r-run ya bahstard, r-r-run!"
  All the surrounding fans giggle quietly and he sits down confused. A
  friendly fan, sensing his embarassment whisper, "He doesn't have to
  run, he's got four balls."
 
 After this explanation the Scotsman stands up in disbelief and screams,
 "Walk with pr-r-ride man!"

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