SC - A bonny Scotsman-OOP
Alderton, Philippa
phlip at morganco.net
Sun Dec 7 07:21:19 PST 1997
phlip at morganco.net
Never a horse that cain't be rode,
And never a rider that cain't be throwed.
New to the game of baseball!!!!
A recent Scottish immigrant attends his first baseball game in his new
country and after a base hit he hears the fans roaring run....run!
The next batter connects heavily with the ball and the Scotsman stands
up and roars with the crowd in his thick accent: "R-r-run ya bahstard,
r-r-run will ya!"
A third batter slams a hit and again the Scotsman, obviously pleased with
his knowledge of the game, screams "R-r-run ya bahstard, r-r-run will
ya!" The next batter held his swing at three and two and as the ump calls
a walk the Scotsman stands up yelling "R-r-run ya bahstard, r-r-run!"
All the surrounding fans giggle quietly and he sits down confused. A
friendly fan, sensing his embarassment whisper, "He doesn't have to
run, he's got four balls."
After this explanation the Scotsman stands up in disbelief and screams,
"Walk with pr-r-ride man!"
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