SC - Fw: A Tribute to Beer

[Louise Sugar]

Thought this would give you a laugh

:D

Subject: A Tribute to Beer 


>This was sent to me by one of my many friends in systems
>engineering here at The University. He doesn't drink nearly
>enough.
>;>
>Kilmeny
>
>> Subject: A Tribute to Beer 
>> 
>> > A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo, and
>> > when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the
>> > back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the
>> > herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole
>> > keeps improving by the regular culling of the weakest members.
>> > In much the same way, the human brain can operate only as fast as the
>> > slowest brain cells.  Excessive intake of alcohol, we all know, kills
>> > off brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest
>> > brain cells first.  In this way, regular consumption of beer
>> > eliminates the weaker cells, constantly making the brain a faster and
>> > more efficient machine.  The results of this in-depth epidemiological
>> > study verifies and validates the causal link between all-weekend
>> > parties and engineering performance.  It also explains why, after a
>> > few short years of leaving university and getting married, most
>> > engineers cannot keep up with the performance of the new graduates.
>> > Only those few that stick to the strict regimen of voracious alcoholic
>> > consumption can maintain the intellectual levels that they achieved
>> > during their university years.
>> > So, this is a call to arms.  As our country is losing its
>> > technological edge we should not shudder in our homes.  Get back into
>> > the bars! Quaff that pint!  Your company and country need you to be at
>> > your peak, and you shouldn't deny yourself the career that you could
>> > have.
>> 
>> 
>> 
>
>
>-- 
>Dominica J. Harlan I am the embodiment of Heisenberg's  
>321 Gildersleeve Uncertainty Principle: by the time you
>(804) 243-2251 see me, I'm already somewhere else.
> -- a UVa 4th year 
> 

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