SC - Marzipan: Was: Purple Fleur-de-Lys

Elise Fleming alysk at ix.netcom.com
Thu Dec 31 06:28:44 PST 1998


Thought you guys might enjoy this- I picked it up off the Herbal List.


Phlip
Caer Frig
Barony of the Middle Marches
Middle Kingdom

Southeastern Ohio

Phlip at bright.net

Consistency is the last refuge of the unimaginative.
- -----Original Message-----
From: Warren & Meredith Harmon <corwynsca at juno.com>
To: herbalist at Ansteorra.ORG <herbalist at Ansteorra.ORG>
Date: Wednesday, December 30, 1998 11:57 PM
Subject: HERB - chocolate


>
>Okay, it's not period, and not even on topic, but I thought y'all might
>like this - enjoy!
>-Caro
>
>
>> THE RULES OF CHOCOLATE
>>
>> If you've got melted chocolate all over your hands,
>> you're eating it too slowly.
>>
>> Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices & strawberries
>> all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.
>>
>> The problem: How to get 2 pounds of chocolate home from the store
>> in a hot car. The solution: Eat it in the parking lot.
>>
>> Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll take the
>> edge off your appetite and you'll eat less.
>>
>> If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top of the fridge.
>> Calories are afraid of heights, and they will jump out of the
>chocolate
>> to protect themselves.
>>
>> If I eat equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate, is
>> that a balanced diet? Don't they actually counteract each other?
>>
>> Money talks. Chocolate sings.
>>
>> Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives make you look younger.
>
>>
>> Q. Why is there no such organization as Chocoholics Anonymous?
>> A. Because no one wants to quit.
>>
>> Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today.
>> That way, at least you'll get one thing done.
>>
>> A nice box of chocolates can provide your total daily intake
>> of calories in one place. Isn't that handy?
>>
>> If you can't eat all your chocolate, it will keep in the freezer.
>> But if you can't eat all your chocolate, what's wrong with you?
>>
>
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