SC - Kitty Christmas- OT, OOP, Humor

[Shari Burnham]

grasse at mscd.edu wrote:

> and we could add:
>
> On the first day of Xmas the kittens scattered for us...6 ornamental apples
> (including the one they hid behind the catbox.)

or the dirty sock one of mind hid IN the litter box.  Ask Lord Kyle about the
time we found his dirty underpants buried IN the litter box.(he used to be our
roommate).

>
>
> On the second day of Xmas the kittens wrecked for us... one string of
> tree-lights and 4 branches of the (artificial) tree - assumabley dislodged
> by climbing.
>

JUNGLE KITTY!  MOM BROUGHT OUT THE TREE-TIME TO PLAY JUNGLE KITTY!!!!!  Meow??
I can't get down mom.  MEOOOW!  The tree is tipping with me IN IT!!!!!  Meow?
Can I play with Rocky Bird now?  The tree's done.(our cockatiel)

> On the third day of Xmas the kittens created for us:  a game of hockey
> played with more of the ornamental apples batted off the tree (combination
> apple pinata and hockey puck anyone.)

nope.  stashed in the couch cushions instead.

> On the fourth day of Xmas the kittens wrecked for us:  The entire tree -
> Yup thats right folks, we walked in the front door to find it mostly
> blocked by the toppled tree.  (and Grimalkin of the many names was sitting
> PROUDLY where the tree had once stood.)

Ours are in the other room.  "Oh, the tree fell down?  Oh, um, well, I've been
napping all afternoon in here so I have no idea how the tree fell down."

> Today is the fifth day of Xmas... wonder what we will find today when we
> get home...bets anyone???
>

shredded bark from the artificial tree.  Once upon a time, we had a real
tree.(back in family not spouse days in college) cause dad wanted one.  then our
beagle (bless him in heaven) reminded dad why we have artificial trees-he marked
it.  In the living room.  And looked at us like-what?  It's a tree.  that's what
you're supposed to do.  thanks for the indoor potty.

> By way of explanation - the KITTENS are now just over one year old (adopted
> last Yule) rescued feral kittens... black & slinky Sabrini, loverboy Joshua,
>  and the before-mentioned Grimalkin...
>

Mine are 5 almost 6 yrs and 1.5 yr.-Koeshka (boy, well, nuetral) and Winona
(girl).  (Why-nona?  why not Nona?  or "what part of NO-na didn't you understand
kitten?")

> PS - The tree was designed to be critter-safe!  It is decorated only with
> unbreakable, un-ingestable items - (obviously for good reasons.)
>

(snicker) unbreakable  (snicker) un-ingestable.  what the cats don't eat the lab
will.


> Gwen-Cat
> Caerthe
>
>



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