SC - Gold, Silver, Etc.

[Sarah Elmore]

Have I forgotten anything? This is going to hang next to a bag of hair-ties
outside the kitchen door, next to the menu and ingredients lists.

Aoife

Kitchen Commandments

1. Thou shalt wash thine hands upon entering the Kitchen, and often thereafter.

2. Thou shalt tie back thine scraggly locks before entering the Kitchen.

3. Thou shalt not pester the cooks, and thou shalt obey the Chef.

4. Thou shalt pay for thy disturbances of the kitchen staff with chocolate.
Likewise, thou shalt turn a deaf ear to the rowdy disturbances of creativity
in the kitchen.

5. Thou shalt not borrow kitchen equipment or supplies without permission.
Thou shalt return every piece of equipment thou borrowest in tip-top
condition, promptly.

6. Thou shalt honor thy cooks with backrubs and praise often, for verily,
without them thou wouldst go hungry. 

7. When thou carest not for what is put before thee, thou shalt simply say
"No, Thank-you", for those who wouldst shout "My God, that's disgusting"
shall surely forfeit their lives at the hands of those who have slaved hours
to prepare it.

8. The Cooks of thy acquaintance surely have not been fed while they have
toiled for you. Therefore, thou shalt save them some of the food if they so
desire it.

9.  Thou shalt have a soft chair and a glass of "something with a kick" for
thy wearisome cook when the feast is done.  While thy cook relaxes, thou
shalt help clean the kitchen.

10. Thou shalt help thy cook load the wagon for the journey home, for verily
will thy cook be falling down tired after providing such an awesome meal.

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