SC - Welcome, Lady Andrea!

[Philip & Susan Troy]

Thought you'd enjoy this one  It sounds a lot like my ex  :D  giggle



>>Brenda O'Malley is home as usual, making dinner, when Tim Finnegan
>> arrives at her door.  "Brenda, may I come in?" he asks. "I've
>> somethin' to tell ya."
>>
>>"Of course you can come in, you're always welcome, Tim.  But
>> where's my husband?"
>>
>>That's what I'm here to be tellin' ya, Brenda.  There was an
>> accident down at the Guiness brewery..."
>>
>>"Oh, God no!" cries Brenda.  "Please don't tell me..."
>>
>>"I must, Brenda," replied Tim. "Your husband Seamus is dead
>> and gone.  I'm sorry."
>>
>>Brenda reached a hand out to her side, found the arm of the
>> rocking chair by the fireplace, pulled the chair to her and
>>collapsed into it.  She wept for many minutes. Finally she
>> looked up at Tim and asked how it happened.
>>
>>"It was terrible, Brenda.  He fell into a vat of Guiness Stout
>>and drowned."
>>
>>Oh my dear Jesus!  But you must tell me true, Tim.  Did he at least
>>go quickly?"
>>
>>"Well, no Brenda......no."
>>
>>"No?"
>>
>>"Fact is, he got out three times to pee."
>>


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