SC - Period Cow Juice-humor

[Philippa Alderton]

Dear my Lord Ras-

You seem to be missing part of the recipe- open lady cattle do not provide
milk, until after they give birth.

May I suggest:

1 cow
Loan of 1 bull
Lots of grain, water and fresh pasture.

Apply bull to cow, in mutually satisfactory manner.
Repeat next day.
Repeat next day.

Wait 1 month, see if cow is in heat. If so, repeat above steps.

When, after one month, cow is not in heat, wait 8 more months.
Upon arrival of calf, separeate calf from cow, and remove milk.
Throughout, apply plenty of grain, fresh water, and pasture to both bull
and cow.

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> From: LrdRas at aol.com
> To: sca-cooks at Ansteorra.ORG
> Subject: Re: SC - Period Wedding - non-alcoholic drinks-humor
> Date: , 26 10, 1998 8:50 PM5:16
> 
> In a message dated 10/26/98 6:18:19 AM Eastern Standard Time,
> AlettaS at seaharvest.co.za writes:
> 
> << I know about the very popular mead of the medieval period, but as I
>  can't stomach alcohol, I would like to know whether any non-alchoholic
>  beverages were served in medieval times and if so, could you post some
>  recipes please?
>  
>  Thanks
>  
>  Aletheia
>   >>
> 
> Platina mentions milk being consumed AFTER the meal. 
> 
> Recipe
> 
> 1 cow
> grain
> 
> Feed cow grain. Wait several hours. Remove milk in the usual manner. 
> 
> :-)
> 
> Ras
>
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