SC - Funny
Stephen and Stephanie Dale
sdale at mx00.us.hsanet.net
Mon Jun 14 18:38:49 PDT 1999
STUFF IN THE FRIDGE
How do you know if it has gone bad?
EGGS
When something starts pecking its way out of the shell, the egg is
probably past its prime.
DAIRY PRODUCTS
Milk is spoiled when it starts to look like yogurt.
Yogurt is spoiled when it starts to look like cottage cheese.
Cottage cheese is spoiled when it starts to look like regular
cheese.
Regular cheese is nothing but spoiled milk anyway and can't get any
more spoiled than it is already.
Cheddar cheese is spoiled when you think it is blue cheese but you
realize you've never purchased that kind.
BREAD
Sesame seeds and Poppy seeds are the only officially acceptable
"spots" that should be seen on the surface of any loaf of bread.
Fuzzy and hairy looking white or green growth areas are a good
indication that your bread has turned into a pharmaceutical
laboratory experiment.
FLOUR
Flour is spoiled when it wiggles.
CANNED GOODS
Any canned goods that have become the size or shape of a softball
should be disposed of... Very carefully.
CARROTS
A carrot that you can tie a 'clove hitch' in is not fresh.
RAISINS
Raisins should not be harder than your teeth.
POTATOES
Fresh potatoes do not have roots, branches, or dense, leafy
undergrowth.
CHIP DIP
If you can take it out of its container and bounce it on the floor,
it has gone bad.
UNMARKED ITEMS:
You know it is well beyond prime when you're tempted to discard the
reusable plastic container along with the food. Generally speaking,
these plastic containers should not *burp* when you open them.
Couldn't resist, this one made me giggle.
Aislinn
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