SC - Getting rid of onion odor

[CBlackwill at aol.com]

In a message dated 4/19/00 4:21:51 PM Pacific Daylight Time, 
mermayde at juno.com writes:

> 
>   Yep, I once worked with a chef who considered garlic on the fingers the
>  smell of passion.  I don't find the lingering aroma of onions or garlic
>  objectionable, unless the onion had a particularly hot or biting quality.
>   

Hmmnnn...My son always tells me "You smell like SPAM, Daddy."  Does anyone 
know if SPAM has the ability to attract women the way onions and garlic 
evidently do?  If so, I could be a very lucky man...

Balthazar of Blackmoor

Such a strange fascination, as I wallow in waste
That such a trivial victory could put a smile on your face.
                                        - Mark Burgess