SC - OOP Food Humor

[Philippa Alderton]

Dedicated to that awful punster, Adamantius ;-)

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>A man went to his dentist because he feels something 
>wrong in his mouth. The dentist examines him and says, 
>"That new upper plate I put in for you six months ago is 
>eroding. What have you been eating?" The man replies, 
>"All I can think of is that about four months ago my wife 
>made some asparagus and put some stuff on it that was 
>delicious...Hollandaise sauce. I loved it so much I now 
>put it on everything --- meat, toast, fish, vegtables, 
>everything." 
>
>"Well," says the dentist, "that's probably the problem. 
>Hollandaise sauce is made with lots of lemon juice, 
>which is highly corrosive. It's eaten away your upper 
>plate. I'll make you a new plate, and this time use 
>chrome." "Why chrome?" asks the patient. 
>
>To which the dentist replies, "It's simple. Everyone 
>knows that there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise!" 
>
>
>-- 
>Yours, In Service;
>Colin of Eilean Donan
>Chirurgeons Mule (Journeyman)
>Calafia, Caid
>     Mundanely: John Vickery
>                        El Cajon, CA
>
>I would maintain that thanks are the highest form of thought, 
>and that gratitude is happiness doubled by wonder.
>       - Gilbert Keith Chesterton
>