SC - Re: [SCA-HUMOR] The Top 20 Failed Haggis Marketing Ploys
DianaFiona at aol.com
DianaFiona at aol.com
Mon Feb 14 21:30:34 PST 2000
Yet another piece from the humor list I though ya'll had to see! ;-)
Ldy Diana
In a message dated 2/14/00 2:24:12 PM Eastern Standard Time,
killerpiper at hotmail.com writes:
<< Subj: [SCA-HUMOR] The Top 20 Failed Haggis Marketing Ploys
Date: 2/14/00 2:24:12 PM Eastern Standard Time
From: killerpiper at hotmail.com (Killer Piper)
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From: "Killer Piper" <killerpiper at hotmail.com>
The Top 20 Failed Haggis Marketing Ploys, by Rich Block
20. Freeze-dried Haggis, the official haggis of NASA
19. Haggis On a Stick
18. Kentucky Fried Haggis, in extra-crispy or the Colonel's
Original
secret recipe
17. Stove-Slop Haggis, instead of potatoes
16. Baaaaaa-B-Q, with peat & mesquite flavoring
15. Mountain Ewe, totally refreshing carbonated haggis
beverage. Do the
Ewe!
14. Cup o' Guts Instant Haggis
13. Entrail Mix: Natural Snack
12. Mix & Eat Cream of Sheep
11. Wool-Whip Non-dairy dessert topping
10. H.L.T.
9. Moo Goo Gai Viscera
8. Haggis Joy and Mounds: Sometimes you feel like a gut.
Sometimes you
don't....
7. Bleaties Cereal, breakfast of Champions
6. Shish ke Baaaaaaaab
5. Ram-Burger Helper
4. Chockful o' Guts Haggis Coffee: Gut to the last drop!
3. Pedialights: Haggis for the wee bairn
2. Two all-sheep haggis, special sauce, lettuce, cheese......
1. Haggis Dazs: Premium Haggis Ice Cream
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