SC - Re: [SCA-HUMOR] The Top 20 Failed Haggis Marketing Ploys

[DianaFiona at aol.com]

    Yet another piece from the humor list I though ya'll had to see! ;-)

                        Ldy Diana

In a message dated 2/14/00 2:24:12 PM Eastern Standard Time, 
killerpiper at hotmail.com writes:

<< Subj:     [SCA-HUMOR] The Top 20 Failed Haggis Marketing Ploys
 Date:  2/14/00 2:24:12 PM Eastern Standard Time
 From:  killerpiper at hotmail.com (Killer Piper)
 Reply-to:  <A HREF="mailto:SCA-HUMOR at onelist.com">SCA-HUMOR at onelist.com</A>
 
 From: "Killer Piper" <killerpiper at hotmail.com>
 
 
 The Top 20 Failed Haggis Marketing Ploys, by Rich Block
 
 20. Freeze-dried Haggis, the official haggis of NASA
 
 19. Haggis On a Stick
 
 18. Kentucky Fried Haggis, in extra-crispy or the Colonel's
 Original
 secret recipe
 
 17. Stove-Slop Haggis, instead of potatoes
 
 16. Baaaaaa-B-Q, with peat & mesquite flavoring
 
 15. Mountain Ewe, totally refreshing carbonated haggis
 beverage. Do the
 Ewe!
 
 14. Cup o' Guts Instant Haggis
 
 13. Entrail Mix: Natural Snack
 
 12. Mix & Eat Cream of Sheep
 
 11. Wool-Whip Non-dairy dessert topping
 
 10. H.L.T.
 
 9. Moo Goo Gai Viscera
 
 8. Haggis Joy and Mounds: Sometimes you feel like a gut.
 Sometimes you
 don't....
 
 7. Bleaties Cereal, breakfast of Champions
 
 6. Shish ke Baaaaaaaab
 
 5. Ram-Burger Helper
 
 4. Chockful o' Guts Haggis Coffee: Gut to the last drop!
 
 3. Pedialights: Haggis for the wee bairn
 
 2. Two all-sheep haggis, special sauce, lettuce, cheese......
 
 1. Haggis Dazs: Premium Haggis Ice Cream
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