SC - Progressive Dinner for Pennsic still on?

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Hullo, the List!

Sign posted on the wall of the high school site for a recent East
Kingdom University:

"Peer confrontaton group meeting today! Attendance _will_ be taken!"

Still not sure who put that one up...

Adamantius

BalthazarBlack at aol.com wrote:
> 
> List,
> 
> I know it's way off topic and possibly out of period, but I know some of you
> will get a chuckle out of this, so I'm passing it along...
> 
> Bal
> 
> Actual Announcements Taken from Church Bulletins
> 
>           Don't let worry kill you. Let the Church help.
> 
>           Thursday night--potluck supper. Prayer and medication to follow.
> 
>           Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and
> community.
> 
>           For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a
> nursery downstairs.
> 
>           Tuesday at 4 p.m. there will be an ice cream social. All ladies
> giving milk will please come early.
> 
>           Wednesday, the Ladies Liturgy Society will meet. Mrs. Jones will
> sing "Put Me In My Little Bed"
>           accompanied by the pastor.
> 
>           Thursday at 5 p.m. there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers
> Club. All wishing to become Little
>           Mothers, please see the minister in his private study.
> 
>           This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward
> and lay an egg on the alter.
> 
>           The service will close with "Little Drops of Water." One of the
> ladies will start (quietly) and the rest
>           of the congregation will join in.
> 
>           The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind and
> they may be seen in the church
>           basement Friday.
> 
>           A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall.
> Music will follow.
> 
>           At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What Is
> Hell?" Come early and listen to our
>           choir practice.
> 
>           Weight Watchers will meet at 7 p.m. at the First Presbyterian
> Church. Please use large double door at
>           the side entrance.
> 
>           The associate minister unveiled the church's new tithing campaign
> slogan last Sunday: "I Upped My
>           Pledge--Up Yours."
> 
>           This afternoon there will be a meeting in the South and North ends
> of the church. Children will be
>           baptized at both ends.
> 
>           On Sunday, a special collection will be taken to defray the
> expenses of the new carpet. All those
>           wishing to do something on the new carpet, please come forward and
> get a piece of paper at the end of
>           the service.
> 
>           We need volunteers for summer camp. There will be sinning and
> dancing.
> 
>           The rosebud on the altar this morning is to announce the birth of
> David Alan Belzer, the sin of Rev.
>           and Mrs. Julius Belzer.
> 
>           The Spring Council Retreat will be hell May 10 and 11.
> 
>           Pastor is on vacation. Massages can be given to church secretary.
> 
>           Eight new choir robes are currently needed, due to the addition of
> several new members and to the
>           deterioration of some older ones.
> 
>           Mrs. Johnson will be entering the hospital this week for testes.
> 
>           The senior choir invites any member of the congregation who enjoys
> sinning to join the choir.
> 
>           Please join us as we show our support for Amy and Alan in preparing
> for the girth of their first child.
> 
>           Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be
> recycled. Proceeds will be used to
>           cripple children.
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