SC - Laws re: serving venison in PA

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reposted from the East Kingdom list, where we had a whole thread on the
Anachronists Channel a while ago:

EK: MCT 1000
     Date:
           Tue, 01 Aug 2000 14:41:27 -0400
     From:
           "Jeff Gedney" <JGedney at dictaphone.com>
 Reply-To:
           sca-east at indra.com
       To:
           sca-east at indra.com




- -Poster: "Jeff Gedney" <JGedney at dictaphone.com>

slightly modified

Dont forget the evil scientists,
Tibor as Dr Tibor Forrester
Brandu as SCA's Frank
Goedjn as the Guy with the Brain in the Bowl,


In the not to distant future,
1000 AD,
there was a guy named Robin,
not too different form you or me.

he did a good job
as web minister to the place,
but his fellows argued minutiae
so he ran away to Thrace!

"we'll argue laws and policy!
parsed to the n'th degree
he'll have to sit and read them all
cause we took away his delete key!"

Now keep in mind Robin can't control
when the flamewars begin or end!
He'll have to try to do his job
with the help of his homonunculus Friends!

<Hononunclulous Role Call!>
RasBot!
Ernst-Tipsy!
Tom Steffo!
Croooooooowwwwwwwwww!  <Crow T Josef>


If your wondering about authenticity
and other persona facts
Keep in mind "it's just a game!'
you should really just relax

for Mystery Castle Theater 1000!



< Succession of 5 Portculli, and Drawbridges appear,
each opening to disclose the next, then Open on a
Torture room, Various and sundrie torture equipment
visible throughout the room. A Barney doll is just visible
within an Iron Maiden. A watermelon sits vertically in
an oversized thumbscrew. Several hanging cages are
visible. One has a skeleton of a Velociraptor wearing
DeelyBoppers. >

Brandu (as Frank) enters from left with Tibor as Dr Forrester
and Goedjn as the Brain in a bowl Guy

Brandu/Frank:
"... but you see, if this law does infact exists as positied, it
would be inherently unfair to seated Silesian personae on
Tuesdays in May"

Tibor/Dr Forrester
"Who said it has to be Fair? If you want to make an Omlet,
you need to break a few eggs, Frank."

Goedjn/Brainguy:
"Who cares about fair,  Why even have laws at all? If we
need Laws we're doing something wrong, because Common
courtesy should take care of all the nescessary details.
Laws for not good reason are bad, and the SCA has no
good reasons!"

Frank:
"And onoins, You need onions for an Omlet, and Peppers,
and Cheese..."

Dr Forrester:
"Can it, Frank! It's time to interview the subjects..."

Goedjn/Brainguy:
"Trace amounts of Sodium and Potassium Chlorides are
good, too, especially if you drink too much water. You can get
that from Ham or Cheese, as well as several important
phospholipids..."

margali
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