[Sca-cooks] Lime Jello song

[Elizabeth A Heckert]

  But what's the tune?  (Not that I could sing it without being ill!)

   Elizabeth

On Wed, 15 Aug 2001 18:46:24 -0700 Susan Fox-Davis <selene at earthlink.net>
writes:
>In response to someone's request, see below.
>
>Selene, Caid
>finder of the hidden knowlege of yesterday
>
>-=--=-=-
>
>Lime Jello Marshmallow Cottage Cheese Surprise - Joan Morris
>
>Ladies, the minutes will soon be read today.
>The Garden Club and Reading Class, I'm sure have much to say,
>But next week is our Culture Night, our biggest, best event,
>And I've just made a dish for it you'll all find heaven-sent.
>
>        It's my lime jello marshmallow cottage cheese surprise,
>        With slices of pimiento, you won't believe your eyes,
>        All topped with a pineapple ring and a dash of mayonnaise.
>        My vanilla wafers 'round the edge will win your highest
>praise.
>
>And Mrs. Jones is making scones that are filled with peanut mousse,
>To be followed by a chicken roll that's made in the shape of a goose.
>Well, ladies, you must watch those pounds, we've found a special dish,
>Strawberry ice enshrined in rice with bits of tuna fish.
>
>        That's my lime jello marshmallow cottage cheese surprise,
>        Truly, a creation that description defies.
>        It'll go so well with Mrs. Bell's creation of the week,
>        Shrimp salad topped with chocolate sauce and garnished with a
>leek.
>
>And Mrs. Perkins' walnut loaf is crowned with melted cheese,
>'twas such a hit last Culture Night, we ask, "No seconds, please."
>Now, you must try her hot dog pie with candied mushroom slices.
>Those ladies who resigned last year, they just don't know what 'nice'
>is.
>
>        And my lime jello marshmallow cottage cheese surprise,
>        I did not steal that recipe, it's lies, I tell you, lies!
>
>A grand award, a picture hat and a salmon sequined gown
>For any girl who tries each dish and keeps her whole lunch down.
>
>I'm sure you all are waiting for the biggest news, dessert.
>We thought of things in molds and rings your diet to subvert.
>You must try a chocolate layer cake on a peanut brittle base,
>With slices of bananas that make a funny face.
>
>Around the edges, peppermints just swimming in peach custard,
>With lovely little curlicues of bubbly yellow mustard. Ha, ha, ha!
>
>If all this is too much for you, permit me to advise,
>More lime jello jello marshmallow cottage cheese surprise,
>
>I've made heaps!
>
>
>
>
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