[Sca-cooks] humor HOW it happened

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> > How It Happened
> >
> >
> > And God populated the earth with
> > broccoli and cauliflower and
> > spinach, green and yellow
> > vegetable of all kinds,
> > so Man and Woman would
> >  live long and healthy lives.
> >
> > And Satan created McDonald's.
> >
> > And McDonald's brought forth the
> > 99-cent double-cheeseburger.
> >
> > And Satan said to Man,
> >  "You want fries with that?"
> >
> > And Man said, "Supersize them."
> > And Man gained pounds.
> >
> > And God created the healthful yogurt,
> > that woman might keep her figure that
> > man found so fair.
> >
> > And Satan brought forth chocolate.
> > And woman gained pounds.
> >
> > And God said, "Try my crispy fresh salad."
> > And Satan brought forth ice cream.
> > And woman gained pounds.
> >
> > And God said, "I have sent your heart
> >  healthy vegetables and olive oil with
> > which to cook them."
> >
> > And Satan brought forth chicken-fried
> > steak so big it needed its own platter.
> >
> > And Man gained pounds and his
> >  bad cholesterol went through the roof.
> >
> > And God brought forth
> >  running shoes and Man
> >  resolved to lose those extra pounds.
> >
> > And Satan brought forth cable TV
> > with remote control so Man would
> >  not have to toil to change channels
> > between ESPN and ESPN2.
> >
> > And Man gained pounds.
> >
> > And God said,
> >  "You're running up the score, Devil."
> >
> > And God brought forth the potato,
> > a vegetable naturally low in fat and
> >  brimming with nutrition.
> >
> > And Satan peeled off the healthful skin
> > and sliced the starchy center into chips
> >  and deep-fat fried them.
> >
> > And he created sour cream dip also.
> >
> > And Man clutched his remote control
> >  and ate the potato chips
> > swaddled in cholesterol.
> >
> > And Satan saw and said, "It is good."
> >
> > And Man went into cardiac arrest.
> >
> > And God sighed and created
> > quadruple bypass surgery.
> >
> > And Satan created HMO's.
> >
> > (author unknown)
>
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