Jewish SCA jokes was Re: [Sca-cooks] Home Made Gatorade (OOP)

[Susan Fox-Davis]

"Pixel, Queen of Cats" wrote:

> [Warning--extremely irreverent Passover joke ahead.]
>
> On Thu, 23 Aug 2001, margali wrote:
>
> >
> > Oh well, sort of like the traditional jewish 'next year in
> > Jerusalem'. next year at pennsic ;-)
> > margali
>
> Then what? "My father was a wandering Artemisian?"
>
> I'm trying *very* hard to stay away from the Four Questions, I'll have you
> know. ;-)

Why is this Society different from all other societies?

In outside society, we eat all kinds of foods.  In this Society, we eat only
foods that were known in Europe between 600 and 1600 A.D., while anyone's
looking.

[Don't look at me, I have a little brother who says the questions every year,
I don't have to know them, someone else take it.  Here's something else
though.]

Dayenu, if you had brought us into the Society but not provided costuming, it
would have been enough... if you had given us costuming but not provided
armor, it would have been enough... if you have given us armor but not
transportation to Pennsylvania, it would have been enough... if you given us
transportation to Pennsylvania but not all these wonderful friends to share
with, it would have been enough...Da, Dayenu!

Selene, Jewish Caidan Princess...