Jewish SCA jokes was Re: [Sca-cooks] Home Made Gatorade (OOP)

[Pixel, Queen of Cats]

On Thu, 23 Aug 2001, Susan Fox-Davis wrote:

> "Pixel, Queen of Cats" wrote:
>
> > [Warning--extremely irreverent Passover joke ahead.]
> >
> > On Thu, 23 Aug 2001, margali wrote:
> >
> > >
> > > Oh well, sort of like the traditional jewish 'next year in
> > > Jerusalem'. next year at pennsic ;-)
> > > margali
> >
> > Then what? "My father was a wandering Artemisian?"
> >
> > I'm trying *very* hard to stay away from the Four Questions, I'll have you
> > know. ;-)
>
> Why is this Society different from all other societies?
>
> In outside society, we eat all kinds of foods.  In this Society, we eat only
> foods that were known in Europe between 600 and 1600 A.D., while anyone's
> looking.
>
> [Don't look at me, I have a little brother who says the questions every year,
> I don't have to know them, someone else take it.  Here's something else
> though.]
>
> Dayenu, if you had brought us into the Society but not provided costuming, it
> would have been enough... if you had given us costuming but not provided
> armor, it would have been enough... if you have given us armor but not
> transportation to Pennsylvania, it would have been enough... if you given us
> transportation to Pennsylvania but not all these wonderful friends to share
> with, it would have been enough...Da, Dayenu!
>
> Selene, Jewish Caidan Princess...

Also...if you had given us all these wonderful friends to share with, but
not beer to drink with them, it would have been enough...

Margaret FitzWilliam, married to a Jewish Northshield Prince