[Sca-cooks] RE: spanish, kinda

[Philip & Susan Troy]

UlfR wrote:


> But if it was telemarketing you need either a good insult generator[1], or
> a way to do make them waste as much time as possible on you before
> giving up.
>
> UlfR
>
> [1] "Your mother uses tomatoes in her mawmenny, and your father is
> deperately looking for a sweet potato and corn stuffing for turkey in
> Forme of Cury. Your sister serves potato sallad at events..."

"Your mama blazons metal on metal! She's so dumb she thinks houpellandes contain hoops! She's so fat she buys garb secondhand from Grimm's!"


Hey, this is kinda cool.


Actually, though, I confess I've always been tempted to go the
"THX-1138" route, and just keep them on the line saying, in a mechanical
monotone, "Yes...I understand...Can you be moooooore...specific? Yes...I
understand..."


Adamantius

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Phil & Susan Troy

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"It was so blatant that Roger threw at him.  Clemens gets away with
things that get other people thrown out of games.  As long as they
let him get away with it, it's going  to continue." -- Joe Torre, 9/98