[Sca-cooks] Airing cupboard

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On Sat, 15 Dec 2001 08:56:57 +1100 you wrote:

> Funny story alert:
>
> When I was 3 (and a complete horror), I locked my mother in the airing
> cupboard, at Mom and Dad's first house in Southhampton, by shoulder
> charging the door and smashing the lock.  While she was trying to escape
> (it took 2 hours), I ran amock in the house and threw flour over
> everything...
>
> When she finally escaped, she calmly grabbed the vaccuum cleaner to
> clean up the flour, except she'd discovered I'd cut a hole in the bag
> with a pair of scissors... Flour dust settling over the freshly washed
> Venetian Blinds! Later that week my father discovered that I'd put holes
> in all 90-odd of his oil paints with a modelling knife.  I was almost
> sold into slavery that week.
>
> BadBadBadDrakey (Aussie and ex POM (prisoner of motherland...))

Goodness!
And you have actually lived to adulthood?
Liadan